#patton post

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Patton: 3 words, 8 letters. Say it, and I'm yours forever.

Remus: I got food?

Patton: It was "I love you", but that works.

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In Relevance to This Picture...

Patton: Isn’t that just adorable! A little froggy print in the concrete!!! How cute!

Janus: ...So who’s gonna tell him?

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*the sides are at the mall*

Intercom System: The mall will close in 15 minutes. Please leave as soon as possible.

Patton: *frantically looks around* GOD??!

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Roman: *half awake, hanging upside down from the couch* Here’s a concept...jazz water.

Patton: *sobbing* For the love of god, please go to sleep.

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Patton: LOGAN HIDE ME!

Logan: Why? What happened?

Patton: So I was raking up some leaves for the twins to play in, but about 3/4 of the pile was poison ivy and I DIDN’T KNOW UNTIL THEY WERE PLAYING IN THE LEAF PILE FOR HALF AN HOUR!

Roman and Remus: *bursts in, covered in red rashes* PATTON YOU'RE DEAD!

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Patton: Why are you playing Solitaire?

Logan: It keeps me from going absolutely insane due to all the inconsistencies and downfalls in my current life, which could lead to me delving into complete and utter madness at any point in time.

Patton: ...

Logan: Also I just like solitaire.

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Virgil: I’m sad...

Patton: Me too! High five!

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Roman: What’s happening over here?

Virgil: Logan is playing Google solitaire on hard mode, but he won’t leave his room until he wins a game.

Patton: Logan sweetie...can you please come out now? It’s been 3 days. We all miss you!

Logan: NOT UNTIL I SHOW THE DARK KING WHO’S BOSS!!!