#remus post

[fossilizedhysterics]

killing biting maiming scratching

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Patton: 3 words, 8 letters. Say it, and I'm yours forever.

Remus: I got food?

Patton: It was "I love you", but that works.

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After Putting Others First:

Virgil: Hey Logan!

Remus: What did we miss?

Logan: I was ignored, Patton turned into a frog with an 8 pack, Janus is accepted, and I am pretty sure Roman ducked out.

Virgil: W-Wait WHAT?! WHO IS JANUS? ARE PATTON AND ROMAN OK?

Remus: Nice to see some things never change.

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Patton: LOGAN HIDE ME!

Logan: Why? What happened?

Patton: So I was raking up some leaves for the twins to play in, but about 3/4 of the pile was poison ivy and I DIDN’T KNOW UNTIL THEY WERE PLAYING IN THE LEAF PILE FOR HALF AN HOUR!

Roman and Remus: *bursts in, covered in red rashes* PATTON YOU'RE DEAD!

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SUGGESTIVE WARNING!!!

Logan: Climate change could inevitably drown us all in water.

Remus: I could just get you wet now~

Logan: NAH I’d prefer to drown, thanks.

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MATURE WARNING!!!

*All the sides are chilling in the living room*

Remus: *on his phone* Oh is he about to whip his dick out?

Roman: Gross! I’d rather NOT know what you’re watching please and thank you.

Remus: I’m actually reading a book for your informati- OH SHIT HE DID!

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SWEAR WARNING!!!

*Everyone is chilling in the kitchen and the living room*

Remus: MOTHER FUCKER!

Patton: What happened? Did you stub your toe or something?

Remus: *limping* I WANT THIS GOD DAMN FUCKING COUCH REMOVED!!!

Virgil: *laughing so hard hes sobbing as he pounds his hands on the table*

Logan: Now Thomas, Remus is what we like to call...a pussy.

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Patton: Happy Easter everyone!!

Roman: I've already started painting eggs!

Remus: The Easter bunny is just Jesus’s fursona...

Patton: ...

Roman: ...

Logan: Hey so have you ever thought about not doing that?