YOU HAVE TO DO THE SHIP THING WITH PAULOR OMG PLEASEE
srsly i thought i’d at least get one johnlock before this
who’s the cuddler: probably paul bc I really don’t like people touching me unless I’m sleepy and/or needy
who makes the bed: HA no one probs. if he wants anything besides sheets and a duvet that’s all him
who wakes up first: def paul bc I get real bitchy if I have to wake up any earlier than 6 at most
who has the weird taste in music: I want to say me but at the same time he listens to some stuff that i’d have never thought he even knew about. but then again i listen to some pretty sketchy shit. it’s probs just a tie
who is more protective: PAUL PAUL PAUL OMG PAUL ITS MY FAV HEADCANON but seriously tho probs me bc i basically already protect him from girls who don’t like him
who sings in the shower: obviously both of us
who cries during movies: that’s debatable bc I cry during most sad movies and paul keeps telling me that he’s an emotional guy but idk so it’s probs both
who spends the most out while shopping: me probs bc I don’t like shopping so I buy in bulk
who kisses more roughly: idk paul seems like he’d be really gentle and sweet and try not to break me and I have waited this fucking long to be kissed and goddammit i’m gonna make it fuckin count so me
who is more domineering: JESUS CHRIST I CANNOT EVEN BEGIN TO TELL YOU HOW MUCH IT WOULD BE PAUL
my rating of the ship from 1-10: -82.3