#iron dad

[seizethegay420]

Frank Castle be careful I'm so serious being Peter Parkers parental figure is a dangerous job

[wynnd-citrus]

hallo i havent opened tumblr in like half a year and realised i never posted this (follow me on instagram, thats my main place where i post art)

[p0lkaroid]

“what i’d wear as tony stark’s daughter” IM SAT

[abi7100]

Peter: *sneaks into the tower at 2am*

Tony: *turns in a swivel chair* Care to tell me where you were?

Peter: I was with.. uh... Harley..

Harley: *also turns in a swivel chair* Care to- *keeps spinning* Tony- I can't stop the chair-

[bananaboatmobile]

I’m obsessed with the idea of Tony slowly getting to know Peter just by listening to his voicemails (after Peter gets Tony’s number and starts sending him updates instead of Happy). As time passes, Peter is convinced that Tony hasn’t listened to any of them so he starts getting more and more unhinged and saying way more than he would ever say to Tony’s face and Tony is just lurking, growing more and more fond of this kid that rambles to his voicemailbox.

Peter’s still a shy bean to his face, so he doesn’t mention that yes, he actually does listen to the voicemails in fear of Peter stopping.

And then one day Tony slips up and mentions something that Peter told him in a voicemail and Peter is completely mortified. You mean his mentor actually listens to them? He’s heard Peter regale his most embarrassing school stories and gush about his childhood crush on Thor? He thinks his life is over until Tony panics and tells him that receiving the voicemails is one of the best parts of his day. Peter stares at him like a lost puppy and Tony shies away from the feelings and everything’s as awkward as usual.

But that night, a voicemail comes in, and it’s no different than any of the others. Peter yammers like his heart depends on it, and Tony can’t help but feel that it’s an acknowledgement of the fact that yeah, they may have a difficult time talking to one another in person, but they both care, and maybe if they keep trying, they can make this father-son thing work.

And Tony thinks that next time a phone call rolls in, he just might answer.

[apple4me]

Tony does the parents texting thing

Tony: They are coming be ready.

Peter: WHO'S THEY!!!?

And it's just pizza Tony ordered for Peter

Or

Tony: Grab your things, quick.

Peter: what? Why???? What things???

And it's just Happy coming to pick him up from the apartment.

Or

Tony: i don't know how long we have

Peter: FOR WHAT???

Peter: WHAT'S HAPPENING?! TONY ANSWER ME!!

And he just meant their lab time before the meeting.

[ramen8008]

Tony invented time travel because he couldn't forget Peter.

And now Peter lives in a world where nobody remembers him.

And he never got to know that Tony invented time travel FOR HIM

[t0m0w0]

Hc Peter abuses the fact that he knows Tony stark, a billionaire, but not in the “give me a million dollars” or “haha I know Tony stark” way. More in a “get him to pay injured victims hospital bills” way like

Peter, as Spider-Man, after saving a civilian: QUESTION!! Do you have health insurance???

Injured civilian: uh no?

Spider-Man: dw that’s ok I’ll get Tony stark to pay your hospital bills then.

Injured civilian: HUH?!?!

And Tony just pays all of them cuz he can’t say no when Peter asks him to do something and Peter’s good at saving people so civilians rarely get seriously hurt, so Tony can afford to lose a couple thousand dollars every once in a while.