#paynegerous

[ziamfanfiction]

“I definitely need something alcoholic if I’m going to watch my two best mates divorce,” Niall says, yanking a top over his head.

“We’re not actually married,” Liam says, with slightly more force than intended. “It was an accident. Obviously I wouldn’t ever get married to Zayn if I was sober, that’s fucking ridiculous.”

The bathroom door opens suddenly and Zayn stands there in nothing but a towel, bottom lip trapped between his teeth. Liam opens his mouth to say something but Zayn holds up his hand, shaking his head. “You don’t need to be a dick about it, Liam. This isn’t exactly how I envisioned my first marriage going either.”

Or an I-accidentally-married-my-best-mate-in-Vegas fic, where Liam’s completely oblivious, Zayn’s completely in love, Harry’s had enough, Louis plays mediator and Niall just wants his best friends to be with each other.

Thank’s for the submission :)

[larryarchives]

Under The Lights Tonight

Harry’s an A-list supermodel, Louis’s his make-up artist boyfriend. They’re something of a dream team.

Author:  Paynegerous

OS

[ziamruinsmylife]

“I definitely need something alcoholic if I’m going to watch my two best mates divorce,” Niall says, yanking a top over his head.

“We’re not actually married,” Liam says, with slightly more force than intended. “It was an accident. Obviously I wouldn’t ever get married to Zayn if I was sober, that’s fucking ridiculous.”

The bathroom door opens suddenly and Zayn stands there in nothing but a towel, bottom lip trapped between his teeth. Liam opens his mouth to say something but Zayn holds up his hand, shaking his head. “You don’t need to be a dick about it, Liam. This isn’t exactly how I envisioned my first marriage going either.”

  Or an I-accidentally-married-my-best-mate-in-Vegas fic, where Liam's completely oblivious, Zayn's completely in love, Harry's had enough, Louis plays mediator and Niall just wants his best friends to be with each other.

i highly recommend you to listen 18 after reading this fic :)

[leeyumazayn]

Just wanted to let you know that I love this fic.

I'm like a fifth of the way through but maaaan its all good, all good. Greek mythology-ish stuff, fluff, 1D lyrics smattered all around, formal speech which got me all giggly, Spartan General Liam, son-of-Zeus Zayn. All good.

[ziamfanfiction]

By Paynegerous

“I was just growing it for a change, like, I’ve been wearing it like this since X Factor basically and I dunno, I just wanted to see what I’d look like. But you were just, like,” he pauses. “You were twisting it in this way and it just went straight to my dick.” He shrugs again. “Is that weird?”

“Not really,” Liam tells him, his thumb collecting up the spunk from Zayn’s cheek. He feeds it between Zayn’s lips and Zayn rolls his eyes but slurps it down happily. “Not weirder than when I get you to tie me up. Or when I bend you over my knee. It’s just a kink, innit? Whatever gets you off.”

“You get me off,” Zayn says, like he feels it’s something he needs to justify but Liam shakes his head and kisses him again, long and slow.

Or the one where Zayn’s growing his hair so him and Liam explore some new kinks, including a particular one that Zayn’s wanted to try since The X-Factor.

ao3, one shot