Happy New Year
Oh boy. What a happy fucking year this’ll be. 2017 was a pretty shitty year, but I did okay. I’m not homeless. But it was far from a financially stable year. This year? Is gonna be worse.
Family’s on last foot, because the housing market ain’t too great, and insurance companies are getting REALLY greedy; ie: putting down some heavy motherfucking regulation on everything. I just got a pet fuckin’ Leopard Gecko. Her name’s Roxy. And I don’t know if I’ll be able to keep her. Pictures of her later, I guess. Youtube is paying out goddamn cents per thousand views, which is always good. Ain’t got much to speak for, in terms of voice acting gigs. I spent over 1k I didn’t have, on a girl who I basically didn’t have a chance with.(I saw the potential for something to happen, but it just didn’t.) So that’s a thing. Romance sucks ass, and isn’t fucking worth it. Oh, don’t forget that, as of 2018, I’ll have been job searching for 7 years, without any callbacks. I have been told to stop applying/calling in some instances.
So, uh. I guess If E-Begging turns you off, this is the part where you tune the fuck out? Because I’m about to do that thing that people do when they’re desperate to not lose their internet, their electricity, and their house. Yeah.
Voice Acting Commissions Alright, dawg, I’ve been procrastinating on these, because I don’t know how the fuck to do these. I don’t have ‘Rates’, because I don’t know what the fuck to charge per word, or whatever. Like, how does one value their time? How much do I value my voice? I mean, fuck, dude, what even is 1000 words, and how should I value that? 5 bucks? 10 bucks? Give me money and I’ll talk we’ll worry about the price later, or we’ll negotiate it, I don’t know. You know what quality of content I put out, You put a price on it.
Youtube Videos Alright, so, like. I do Youtube. You probably know this. Maybe you don’t, but that’s o-fuckin’-kay too. Check it out, Alright, you click that link? Cool. Wait, you didn’t? Okay, cool too. Whatever. Look, like, the short version is that I do these videos, and I’d like to get paid for my time, yeah? Good. Give me a view. No, wait, hold up, that’s not enough. Because your view is worth, like, .001cent to Youtube. Here, better idea. That’s the fuckin’ stuff. Direct patronage is THE SHIT, dude. Get in on that. Oh wait, you want something more tangible for your cash? That’s totally fucking alright. I just happen to have a teespring, too. Yeah, look at that awesome design. PLUS every purchase sends some cash to the artist, too.(Only in pieces where there is an artist that isn’t myself.) That’s fuckin’ bomb, isn’t it? You get to keep me online, AND you get to pay an artist for their work. How could this shit get ANY better? Want me to set up a new design? Throw me some suggestions. I’ll eat that shit up.
There. That’s all I got right now. PLEASE fuckin’ help me out? Wait, is plugging my channel, and asking for voice commissions considered e-begging? Crap, uh. You can totally just Donate straight to my paypal account if you’re feeling charitable, and don’t want to get anything in return. Wait, shit, that’s not begging enough. PLEASE just donate straight into my paypal account. Yeah, that’s the one. That’s real E-begging right there, dawg.
Okay, is that all my bases? Have I explained the direness of my situation well enough? Like, do you know, now, that I’m actually in a really tight spot? Do you feel as though my post has begged sufficiently for your hard earned dosh? Like, do I sound like a filthy leech yet? Okay. Just checking.
