✞ cont @payreality
edward rolls his eyes. suddenly everyone had some mocking to do when it came to him speaking. it’s not his fault he sounds the way he does, is it ? “ --- maybe you had a bottle of clove oil chucked at your nose and now you can’t feel the blood running. how the hell am i supposed to know that you’re purposely keeping the bloody nose for as long as a possible? ” he keeps his eyes locked on her, once they’ve returned from their round the world trip, of course. he’s practised for this. practised practised practised practised. he lets out an exasperated breath and lets his eyes drop, decidedly stopping himself from falling into an absolute strop. “ if it’s really that big a deal to you, i don’t have to show concern again. i’m not overly fussed with it, really. thought a bit of concern would be nice but if this is how you respond ... i’m good. ” his hand fumbles around in his coat pocket. “ i was ready to offer you a tissue but i’m not prone to sharing with prissy bitches. ”
