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I think I need to get laid.

I have no idea what my "keep for two months before I forget about it" New Years Resolution will be.

Did you seriously just do that?

Wait, what?

Wait, what? No, keep going.

I don't get what's so hard for you to grasp -- fuck off means just that. Let's try again fuck off.

Funny how girls wants to try and play pin-the-kid-on-daddy with you. Fuck that.

I was laughing so hard at this episode of Bob’s Burgers, that I bit my tongue. Why, why do bad things happen to good people?

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