sipping her tea, the princess smiles contentedly. that is, until she hears HIM. stopping in her tracks, she slowly turns around.
“…did you just call me… DUDE? ”
hell no. absolutely NOT.
“ i’m your GIRLFRIEND YOU IDIOT ! not some crew member ! negative hollow !! ” / :) :)
@pcrona
"Dude! This is the best tea I've ever had! It's so sweet!" he said with unabashed enthusiasm, unaware of the wrath he had just incurred.
However, all that joy faded as quickly as his smile the second Perona stood up from her seat to chew into him. He forgot just how scary she could be if you pushed the wrong button. Knowing where this is going he scrambled out of his seat in a blind panic to try and escape his punishment.
"Ahhh! Perona wait! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I didn't mean it I swea-AUCK!!" But it was too late as the unfriendly little ghost passed right through him with total ease and little effort. The dragon butler fell to the ground, groveling before her, completely crestfallen.
"Forgive me, my princess. I should have never called you by such a vulgar term. I'm such a lowly little lizard. I should just crawl onto a busy street and wait for someone to step on me..."









