#pda 54

[tehsims2]

I've never kissed anyone someone explain it to me

[tehsims2]

i kno these posts r annoying but. ur fave is problematic: jon zweatzhirt

used to dance to popipo alone in his room in 4th grade

had a crush on aph england

was considered not only a “we*aboo” but also an anglophile in 4th, 5th and 6th grade

would sneak sips of wine out of the fridge in early 2014

has slept next to his zayn cardboard cutout multiple times in his bed

has kissed his zayn cardboard cutout b4

is an illusion stan

used to cover up all 1d merch with beatles merch back in middle school

had WMYB stuck in his head every week in 7th grade yet would say he didnt like 1d at all

had a crush on a CGI rat back in 1st and 2nd and 8th grade

stanned alvin and the chipmunks maybe 4 times in his life from age 3 to 15

drank hot sauce as a kid

[tehsims2]

in 2nd grade I wanted to kiss roddy so bad but he was only 5 inches tall

[tehsims2]

this is the room I knew one afternoon I knew I could love you

[tehsims2]

i love zayn so much

[tehsims2]

i wanna kiss my monitor so often wen i see zayn but then i think about it. im almost 200 lbs and my desk has wheels. if i get to a certain angle to kiss the zonitor ill lean forward and the desk will roll out from under me and ill either face-plant the computer or my desk but ill probably get a broken nose either way.

[tehsims2]

if i were friends/dating zayn tbh hes the only person id stim and stuff with (if hes 0k with it) like id always wanna play w/his hair and hands and tbh id probably let him do it to me, too.

[tehsims2]

my friend zaine @ school got his hair done this summer and yesterday @ open house i shouted across the hall “hiii zaineee. i looooove your hairrr” and he was like “hey (birthname), i love you” and i had a real life heart attack