Summary: Mario gets sick one day, and so he asks Pauline for a favor. Pauline very quickly realizes that she may be out of her league. This fic will most likely be rated M or E once future chapters are uploaded.
A03
Mario had been outstandingly helpful to Pauline when she had needed him the most, and so she was perfectly happy to return the favor when he wound up getting sick. After all, his immediate work was completely okay with him missing a day, and so all that she really needed to do was make sure that nothing in the Mushroom Kingdom caught on fire while he wasnât looking. With Peach being a perfectly competent woman, Pauline thought that she had a pretty easy job. She was wrong.
Almost as soon as she was ready to get some of her other work done, she received a letter that had been sent to Mario and then re-addressed to her. Inside were two folded pieces of paper. One of them was pastel pink with very neat, small handwriting on it, and she chose this one first. It read:
âDear Mario,
I thought that it would be nice if we spent some time together.
Would you like to chat over tea and cake?
Princess Peach.â
Pauline blanched. It was a little unprofessional of Mario to send his girlfriendâs love letters to his ex-girlfriend. Unless⊠He did say to watch over the mushroom kingdom. Did he really want her to go on a date with his girlfriend? Was that what his idea of âfilling in for meâ entailed? Pauline shook her head, before her attention was grabbed by the next piece of paper. It was old and yellowed, and had Marioâs familiar handwriting on it. Pauline opened it up, taking a look.
âDear Pauline,
Every single time that I have ever gotten a letter from Peach asking that we go on a date, sheâs been abducted. Seriously, every single time, without falter. I know that itâs a lot to ask, but could you just pay her a visit? Say itâs from me, thanks
Mario.â
Pauline read and reread the letter, confused. So⊠he expected her to go hang out with his girlfriend whom she had never met. It was a lot to ask, but she supposed that she could understand his concern. Getting abducted was traumatizing, and sheâd hate for that to happen to anyone, even Peach. She was thoroughly confused despite this. Was she supposed to bring anything? Should she just⊠show up? Eventually, she just decided to do Mario a huge solid and bring Peach some red roses, claiming that they were from him. That way, she also wouldnât come empty handed.
When Pauline arrived at Peachâs castle, it was not without mild confusion from its residents. On second thought, strutting up to her front door with a bouquet of roses would look a little weird out of context. Toad still greeted her, and she explained why she was there, so he showed her to the room where Peach awaited. She didnât know why, but she felt⊠uncomfortable.
Knocking politely on the princessâs door, she immediately realized why she felt uncomfortable.
âCome in,â chimed a voice. It was innocent but there were still some rather⊠implicit undertones, and suddenly, Pauline was not really sure that she wanted to come in. I mean the woman was waiting for Mario in her private quarters, anticipating a long period of time spent alone together. Pauline felt very, very out of her element. Regardless, she did as she was told, politely opening the door with an apologetic look.
âMario sends his apologies-â she began, before looking at the room in front of her. Or rather, the woman in the room in front of her. Peach was⊠well, she was⊠something. Pauline politely looked away, blushing a little out of civility.
âSorry, princess,â she said, âMario sent me to see you. Heâs sick today, you seeâŠâ
âAnd he sent you?â asked the woman. Her voice didnât sound demeaning, just curious. Still, Pauline wished that Peach would get into a different position. It simply wasnât decent, her entire calf was showing.
âYes,â she responded, still looking away, âhe wanted to make sure that you were okay. He said that in the past, sometimes your letters were cries for help, so he wanted me to check on you.â
âThatâs sweet,â was the response, âI really was just looking to have some time with him, though. Thank you for coming on his behalf.â Pauline nodded.
âItâs no problem,â she said, finally returning her gaze to the woman. Sure, she was still a little exposed, but they were both girls, âanyway, he brought you some roses.â She closed the distance between the two of them, carefully handing the bouquet to Peach.
âHe did?â Peach seemed skeptical, before smiling absently âthatâs unusual.â
âIf you really are fine then Iâll just take my leave now,â Pauline continued, taking a step back, âIâll tell Mario you liked the roses and that youâre doing well.â
âYou could stay for cake if you liked,â offered Peach, looking up at Pauline with a smile that she couldnât really read.
âIâm⊠sorry?â asked Pauline.
âWell it would be a shame to let it go to waste, and Iâm certainly not going to eat it all by myself,â responded Peach, standing up, âbesides, itâll be a chance to get to know you better.â Pauline really did not want to stay.
âI mean, Iâve still got to do a lot of paperwork for New Donk City-â she began, cut off abruptly.
âYou should stay,â Peach insisted, softly but in a way that made Pauline think that she might not have any other option, âI think Iâll like your company.â
Pauline awoke to sunlight streaming through the light-pink canopy of the extremely comfortable bed, feeling someone pressed up close against her chest, breathing evenly. Right, she and Peach had spent the night together again. The princess was curled up, arms wrapped loosely around Pauline, and she seemed to be smiling in her sleep. Pauline wanted so badly to stay, but she could only imagine what would happen if Toad were to come in for his daily duties and find them there.
He was in charge of waking Peach and dressing her. While the princess and the mayor both found that tradition to be extremely silly, it was also necessary for a woman of her status to meet a very specific dress code, and Toad was always there to make sure that she did.
That was why Pauline had to leave. Lying together with nothing to conceal them besides the bedsheets was hardly an appropriate way for Toad to find them, and he usually came in an hour after sunrise. Pauline took Peachâs hands into her own, gently extracting herself from the womanâs embrace. A little sadly, she left a kiss on the womanâs forehead, tucking her in and going to put her clothes on in order to go out into the world.
Just as she finished buttoning her blazer -fortunately, she kept many clean changes of clothes in Peachâs wardrobe now, hidden at the back- she heard the woman in the bed begin to shift. Turning just in time, Pauline saw Peach sit up and stretch, the sheets sliding down and off of her body.
She looked like a goddess in the sunlight, and Pauline couldnât help but go over to greet her.
âGood morning, princess,â she murmured, sitting next to her on the bed, âup a little early this morning, are we?â Peach mumbled something incoherent, wrapping her arms around Pauline from behind and pulling her into a hug. Pauline chuckled.
âWhat was that?â she asked.
âStay with me,â murmured Peach, âjust a little longer.â
âToad comes in an hour,â Pauline gently reminded her.
âI donât care.â Peach pouted stubbornly, resting her head on Paulineâs shoulder âI want you with me. Iâm a grown woman, I should be allowed to sleep with whomever I want.â
âBut youâre a monarch,â sighed Pauline.
âYeahâŠâ mumbled Peach, closing her eyes, âbut youâre so warm. Everything else is always so cold.â
âSuch is life, princess,â said Pauline, âbut Iâll be back for you, probably in a dayâs time.â
Peach, in a manner very unbecoming of a princess, flopped backwards onto the bed, bringing Pauline with her. The other woman chuckled, kicking off her high heels and turning around to face her.
âHey!â she said playfully, âyou know I canât stay. The toads get up soon, I need to leave now or theyâll see me leaving the castle and know that I stayed the night.â Peach didnât seem to be listening.
âYou put your clothes onâŠâ she said, sounding a little disappointed, âI like it when I can hold you without this stuff in-between us.â Pauline smiled.
âCome on, Peach. I have to go,â she said, trying very weakly to stand up. Peach kept her down, and she definitely didnât protest.
âTake me with youâŠâ murmured Peach.
âWould you really like that?â asked Pauline.
âHuh?â asked Peach, seeming more awake.
âI told you that Iâd take you to my city when you want to take a day, just for the two of us. Would you like to go now?â asked Pauline. Peach looked at her, seeming a little forlorn and rejected.
âYes, I really, really want to,â she said, âbutâŠâ
âThe kingdom,â Pauline finished for her.
âYes, the kingdomâŠâ muttered Peach. She sighed, eventually forcing herself to let go of Pauline and immediately feeling the emptiness in her arms once the woman stood, putting her heels back on.
âHey, I love you,â said Pauline. Peach huffed, pretending to be grouchy with her for leaving. Pauline smiled, tousled the princessâs hair, and left.
Peach would regret her lack of response for the rest of her life. She would regret not going with her, and would regret not asking her to stay with such conviction that she just couldnât say no. Pauline would only come back once before it happened, but Peach didnât know that yet.
The loud, blaring whistle of a train woke Pauline from her slumber. She felt a lot better than she had in Bowserâs castle, and she was ready to face the world again. Goombrielle was sitting next to her, looking at the map and occasionally glancing out of the train windows at the tall sand dunes. The train slowly chugged to a stop, and Pauline could see the steel support beams of a train station whizz past the train until it pulled to a complete stop.
âAttention all passengers: This is the end of the line, Dry, Dry, Desert. Please disembark the train at this time, and mind the gap.â The announcement boomed over the intercom, and Pauline stood up with Goombrielle in tow, leading her off of the train and into the blisteringly hot air of the desert.
âWoo! Yeah, thatâs a desert alright!â Goombrielle explained, holding the map up for Pauline to see, ânow weâve gotta go north for a really long time, so make sure youâve got water and nutrients. You wouldnât wanna pass out out there, Iâd try to drag you back, but youâre four times my size.â
âThanks, Goombrielle,â said Pauline, âwhere exactly is our destination?â
âOh stars itâs way out there in the middle-a nowhere,â responded Goombrielle, leading the way out into the desert, âI mean at least that Toad guy helped me find it, or else weâd just be wandering for a long time until we somehow stumbled across it. Itâs a pretty obscure ruin.â
âHold up,â said Pauline, âis that a sentient, seven-foot-tall cactus?â There was something very tall and very spiky moving towards them at a relatively frightening speed.
âSo it is,â said Goombrielle, âthatâs a Pokey. Run.â She led the way and they both sprinted away from the sentient cactus. Once they were sure that theyâd lost it, Goombrielle slowed back down to a walk.
âWoah! Iâm outta breath,â she said, âcan we just.. Sit down for a minute? Have some water?â Pauline nodded, pulling a bottle of water out of her purse and handing it to Goombrielle. They
took turns drinking from it, and it was quickly emptied. As they sat there, regaining a little bit of their strength, they heard something.
âHello?â It was a dry, cracking voice from just beyond the sand dune in front of them. Goombrielle and Pauline looked at one another.
âAnyone? Please?â it rasped. Pauline put the empty water bottle into her purse, closing it and approaching the sand dune. She reached the top, appeared shocked, and sprinted down to the other side, Goombrielle in tow. At the base of the dune was a winged koopa with a battered mail bag.
âWater⊠pleaseâŠâ rasped the koopa. Without hesitation, Pauline gave him the second bottle of water that she had stashed in her purse. The koopa began drinking it very slowly and carefully, and Pauline realized what happened. He was very dehydrated, and if he drank the water too quickly, his body wouldnât be able to handle it. He would definitely need some electrolytes, and so she also fished around for her tonic, giving it to him as well. He smiled, thanking her in his raspy voice and downing the small tonic.
âThatâs betterâŠâ his voice was still rough, but he no longer sounded like he was on the verge of death, âthank you. I thought I was going to die out here. Could you⊠if you wouldnât mind, ya knowâŠ.â He gestured to his right wing, which was under a large rock. Pauline and Goombrielle lifted the heavy rock, tossing it aside a short distance, and the koopa recoiled his wing, hissing a little in pain.
âAh, yep. Thatâs gonna sting alright,â he said, âbut itâs better than being stuck hereâŠâ
âWhat happened to you?â asked Goombrielle.
âI was delivering mail and then, out of nowhere, someone started launching rocks at me. I dodged a lot of them, but the last one hit me, and I got trapped out here. I tried to yell, but I guess Iâm too far away from civilization for anyone to hear me,â the koopa explained.
âThatâs terrible, why would they do that to you?â asked Pauline.
âFor fun, I guessâŠâ muttered the koopa, before he collected himself, âa-anyway, my name is Koops, at your service.â
âOh no,â said Pauline.
âAlright!â exclaimed Goombrielle, âanother one on the Bowser train!â
âB-Bowser?!â squeaked Koops.
âYeah, he took Princess Peach. Pauline here is trying to get her back,â explained Goombrielle, âWe actually just came from his castle. Man, heâs one messed-up dude.â
âDo- do I have to fight him?!â asked Koops.
âNo, no you donât,â said Pauline, âGoombrielle and I are just fine, you arenât obligated to help us, donât worry.â
âA-alright, thanks!â exclaimed Koops, âI mean⊠man, thatâs one big koopa! Still, I owe you one, both of you. If I can help you guys, just contact me. Iâm the only mailman, so I shouldnât be hard to find.â
âAlright, nice to meet you, Koops!â exclaimed Goombrielle. Pauline waved, and they were off. In about two hours, they finally arrived at the ruins, which seemingly came out of nowhere. They started jutting out of the ground in odd places, and there was only one, tiny, goomba-sized entrance that Pauline could barely fit through. Just as she reached out, ready to help Goombrielle into the ruins, she spotted something on the horizon, moving fast. It was Koops.
âWait!â he exclaimed, âI donât know how to get back to civilization!â Oh. Right. Pauline supposed that they were stuck with him. She helped Goombrielle through, and then they both lowered a shivering Koops through the entrance. He kept his injured wing folded to his side, and had long since resorted to walking. The ruins were disturbingly quiet. Not quiet as in âfinally inside after a loud and windy day in the desertâ quiet, but quiet as in âyou could hear a pin drop a mile awayâ quiet.
âJeepersâŠâ muttered Koops.
âReally?â responded Goombrielle, ââjeepers?ââ Pauline ignored the two of them as best she could, focusing on finding a path through the odd ruins. There was once again not a single enemy in sight. On multiple occasions, Goombrielle just barely stopped Pauline from tumbling into a pit or floor-trap, but aside from that, there was no danger. That was, until they came to the central chamber of the ruins.
This room was dimly illuminated by torches that were stuck to the walls of the triangular prism. With a steel collar around her neck, chained to the wall on the opposite side of the room, was Peach. She was fast asleep, but Pauline almost cried out because she noticed how much worse she looked than before. She looked like she hadnât eaten in days, and clearly Bowser had gotten physical with her many times after they had left his castle. Pauline held back a sob, running to her and dipping down in front of her to gently unfasten the chain around her neck. Koops ran up behind her, Goombrielle in tow, and tapped her on the back, reaching into his mailbag with his spare hand.
âIâve actually got some tools hereâŠâ he whispered, pulling out quite a few screwdrivers, a wrench, and some bolt cutters. Pauline decided not to ask, and she just thanked him, taking the objects and carefully getting to work. First, she unchained Peach from the wall, catching her body as it slumped forward and setting her gently down so that she could get the collar off of her. Fortunately, it opened and closed in a fashion similar to those of handcuffs, and because of the large size of the screws, it was easy for Pauline to open it and release Peach. She sobbed. The poor womanâs neck was red, and there were cuts from struggling against the bonds.
âPeachâŠâ she whispered, âPeach, wake up. We need to get you out of here.â
âNoâŠâ murmured Peach, still half-asleep. It was then that Pauline remembered Toadâs words. He had explicitly said not to wake her up.
âCrap- guys,â Pauline whispered, âPeach has to stay asleep, we need to make sure that she doesnât wake up in the desert.â Like a literal angel from heaven, Koops reached into his bag once more, procuring a few store-brand earplugs that were still in their container.
âI can never sleep if itâs even a little loud, so I have some super-strength earplugs. Do you think she could use these?â he asked, handing her a pair after opening the package. Pauline nodded, thanking him as quietly as possible. She didnât really like putting them in Peachâs ears, but it was necessary. After that, she very, very delicately picked up the sleeping woman, carrying her bridal-style out of the ruins.
She took her time, carefully avoiding the traps and pits while not waking Peach. Once they were outside again, the trio began to make their way towards the train station.
âI canât believe we just walked out with her!â whispered Goombrielle. All three of them felt like they would still get caught if they spoke too loudly.
âToad was right, I think⊠we just need to make sure that Peach doesnât wake up until we clear the whole desert,â responded Pauline, also whispering, âI donât know why, but he was right.â
Koops was mostly quiet, taking in the sparse scenery as it went by. When they finally arrived back at the train station, Koops was ecstatic, but Goombrielle reminded him to keep it down. As they boarded the train, Goombrielle politely took Koops to a separate car from that of Peach and Pauline so that they were alone together.