#peacock squawk!

[ruffledpeacockfeathers]

(“Well, Mister shadow said this was right…” *he muttered, tying up the human so they couldn’t run this time* “And he isn’t wrong! So you’re just gonna have to bear with me!”)

(*he dragged the now hogtied human, still talking away to them* “You really could’ve just cut me some slack, and it would be so much easier on both of us…”)

[ruffledpeacockfeathers]

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@xx-nanothevirus-xx

[ruffledpeacockfeathers]

(*he stared at the unconscious human he’d been dragging like an oversized ragdoll… this was terribly inefficient.*)

This really could’ve been avoided if you just worked with me…

(*he paused, taking his talons off of the human, staring at his claws*)

This better be worth the effort, cause you-

(*he stumbled back as they jolted upright and bolted*)

shit.

(*he ran after them, taking them down, their head hit the floor with a crash and, once again, they were knocked out. He gave a tired squawk*)

You’re really annoying.

[ruffledpeacockfeathers]

All’s good in peace and war and bird flu and feathers.

(Is that narcissistic?)

[ruffledpeacockfeathers]

Oh! It rewards me and tells me good job? Awesome! Squawk!

[ruffledpeacockfeathers]

Noises are so weird, aren’t they? Like I can just SQUAWK!

(*He makes a cacophony of noises behind the screen*)

OH! One of those sounded like a cat! Like a MREOW! Oh this is fun!

[ruffledpeacockfeathers]

You really ruffle my feathers!

The one and only Peacock!

The greatest bird in the world!

Pronouns are uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh he/they I think

Professional music listener (with some musical talent) with many opinions on music (my favorite songs are probably Tomcat Disposables, Hayloft II, The Masochism Tango, Istanbul (Not Constantinople), and some other things!)

I know how to work a basic electronic device and magic, squawk!

A peacock with a computer! I just found it in this guy’s house, he’s been asleep for a while, so I’m just borrowing the device.

Dni pedos and bigots, I don’t like you.