Peacock

Bash in my brain And make me scream with pain Then kick me once again And say we’ll never part~

[ruffledpeacockfeathers]

You really ruffle my feathers!

The one and only Peacock!

The greatest bird in the world!

Pronouns are uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh he/they I think

Professional music listener (with some musical talent) with many opinions on music (my favorite songs are probably Tomcat Disposables, Hayloft II, The Masochism Tango, Istanbul (Not Constantinople), and some other things!)

I know how to work a basic electronic device and magic, squawk!

A peacock with a computer! I just found it in this guy’s house, he’s been asleep for a while, so I’m just borrowing the device.

Dni pedos and bigots, I don’t like you.

[ruffledpeacockfeathers]

…

@xx-nanothevirus-xx

[xx-nanothevirus-xx]

NAN0. IS THE CRYSTAL SPREADING. THIS IS URGENT. THE FATE 0F THE PLANET IS AT STAKE.

Nah, seems to just be staying in our backyard. The guy that came from it is cool though! It’s name is Xeno. It’s cute!

[ruffledpeacockfeathers]

YOU LET IT STAY IN YOUR BACKYARD?!

WHAT THE SQUAWK?

DOES NO ONE HERE HAVE COMMON SENSE?

[xx-nanothevirus-xx]

We have weirder things in the house.

[ruffledpeacockfeathers]

Mister Shadow says that’s a really REALLY bad idea, but okay…

Oh, and please don’t mind the body I buried under your property.

[xx-nanothevirus-xx]

You mean that free snack we found? Thanks!

[ruffledpeacockfeathers]

YOU WEREN’T SUPPOSED TO EAT IT-

(“NONONONO-”)

[xx-nanothevirus-xx]

Well, I didn’t, it was Shadow and Necroa mostly. But like, if you leave a snack on the counter and dont put a sign next to it…

[ruffledpeacockfeathers]

Do you know how much time I spent using magic on her?

Of course you don’t.

Back to the drawing board…

[xx-nanothevirus-xx]

NAN0. IS THE CRYSTAL SPREADING. THIS IS URGENT. THE FATE 0F THE PLANET IS AT STAKE.

Nah, seems to just be staying in our backyard. The guy that came from it is cool though! It’s name is Xeno. It’s cute!

[ruffledpeacockfeathers]

YOU LET IT STAY IN YOUR BACKYARD?!

WHAT THE SQUAWK?

DOES NO ONE HERE HAVE COMMON SENSE?

[xx-nanothevirus-xx]

We have weirder things in the house.

[ruffledpeacockfeathers]

Mister Shadow says that’s a really REALLY bad idea, but okay…

Oh, and please don’t mind the body I buried under your property.

[xx-nanothevirus-xx]

You mean that free snack we found? Thanks!

[ruffledpeacockfeathers]

YOU WEREN’T SUPPOSED TO EAT IT-

(“NONONONO-”)

[xx-nanothevirus-xx]

NAN0. IS THE CRYSTAL SPREADING. THIS IS URGENT. THE FATE 0F THE PLANET IS AT STAKE.

Nah, seems to just be staying in our backyard. The guy that came from it is cool though! It’s name is Xeno. It’s cute!

[ruffledpeacockfeathers]

YOU LET IT STAY IN YOUR BACKYARD?!

WHAT THE SQUAWK?

DOES NO ONE HERE HAVE COMMON SENSE?

[xx-nanothevirus-xx]

We have weirder things in the house.

[ruffledpeacockfeathers]

Mister Shadow says that’s a really REALLY bad idea, but okay…

Oh, and please don’t mind the body I buried under your property.

[xx-nanothevirus-xx]

NAN0. IS THE CRYSTAL SPREADING. THIS IS URGENT. THE FATE 0F THE PLANET IS AT STAKE.

Nah, seems to just be staying in our backyard. The guy that came from it is cool though! It’s name is Xeno. It’s cute!

[ruffledpeacockfeathers]

YOU LET IT STAY IN YOUR BACKYARD?!

WHAT THE SQUAWK?

DOES NO ONE HERE HAVE COMMON SENSE?

[ruffledpeacockfeathers]

Ooc post

Mister Shadow (in his lab equipment) and his… friend (who may or may not be important)

[ruffledpeacockfeathers]

Out of character post!

Real person alert omg

I got bored and worked on a design for Peacock, the totally normal peacock who isn’t a product of Mister Shadow’s occult magic.

(Rather upset my phone didn’t catch the red..)

[ruffledpeacockfeathers]

Might try drawing Mister Shadow…

[ruffledpeacockfeathers]

(“Well, Mister shadow said this was right…” *he muttered, tying up the human so they couldn’t run this time* “And he isn’t wrong! So you’re just gonna have to bear with me!”)

(*he dragged the now hogtied human, still talking away to them* “You really could’ve just cut me some slack, and it would be so much easier on both of us…”)

[that-one-greenlander]

dude I just woke up why is everyone dead??

[xx-nanothevirus-xx]

My bad!!! Dont worry I can. I can fix it :D

[that-one-greenlander]

dudeee what did you do 😰😰

[xx-nanothevirus-xx]

I got a little silly 🫪🫪🫪

[neur-rax]

Silly..?

[liberated-weap0n]

I G0T "A LITTLE SILLY" 0NCE

[neur-rax]

I’m very aware.

[that-one-greenlander]

bro even the diseases found my blog we're so cooked 😭😭

[xx-nanothevirus-xx]

Well everyone else stopped posting what are we meant to do

Share shitty memes with each other?

[ruffledpeacockfeathers]

Collect shiny things! Squawk!

[xx-nanothevirus-xx]

Squeaking I’m squeaking I’m mousing mousing it Tomcat Disposables or something

Awwwwwh a little rat

Hey wait

This feels like a distraction from something. Somehow.

[ruffledpeacockfeathers]

Tomcat Disposables mentioned?

Well, squawk! Nature, I guess!

[ruffledpeacockfeathers]

(*he stared at the unconscious human he’d been dragging like an oversized ragdoll… this was terribly inefficient.*)

This really could’ve been avoided if you just worked with me…

(*he paused, taking his talons off of the human, staring at his claws*)

This better be worth the effort, cause you-

(*he stumbled back as they jolted upright and bolted*)

shit.

(*he ran after them, taking them down, their head hit the floor with a crash and, once again, they were knocked out. He gave a tired squawk*)

You’re really annoying.

[ruffledpeacockfeathers]

Out of character post!

Real person alert omg

I got bored and worked on a design for Peacock, the totally normal peacock who isn’t a product of Mister Shadow’s occult magic.

(Rather upset my phone didn’t catch the red..)

[xx-nanothevirus-xx]

Question? What host do you have? Like how good are they? Descriptions?

I’m curious

— 🦚

Host? Who needs THAT?

I’m a ROBOT. A kickass one at that! I don’t need a host!

Maybe I should put a photo up later of me and my bro, actually…

[ruffledpeacockfeathers]

(*he stared at the screen, one eye twitching, his beak agape* “Who needs a host?” *he let out a shuddering squawk* “I DID! THAT’S WHY I- You know what? This is fine. It’s fine. I can work with this still.”)

That’s fine! Completely fine!

Can you please find a human then?

Someone who… doesn’t matter.

[xx-nanothevirus-xx]

Brother I would but im trying to not get noticed out here XDXD

Cant peacocks do that kinda shit? Like fly n’ stuff? I never read up on peacocks tbh

[ruffledpeacockfeathers]

…. Alright, that’s fine

(“THAT’S FINE!” *he said, very not fine*)

I can get a person, they’ll be erased quickly regardless!

If you see a peacock dragging an unconscious human, it’s gonna be me

[xx-nanothevirus-xx]

Question? What host do you have? Like how good are they? Descriptions?

I’m curious

— 🦚

Host? Who needs THAT?

I’m a ROBOT. A kickass one at that! I don’t need a host!

Maybe I should put a photo up later of me and my bro, actually…

[ruffledpeacockfeathers]

(*he stared at the screen, one eye twitching, his beak agape* “Who needs a host?” *he let out a shuddering squawk* “I DID! THAT’S WHY I- You know what? This is fine. It’s fine. I can work with this still.”)

That’s fine! Completely fine!

Can you please find a human then?

Someone who… doesn’t matter.

[that-one-greenlander]

Hi! Hello! You’re human? Interesting… there’s a human on the couch! They’ve been asleep for a while so I’m borrowing their computer.

I’m Peacock! The… Peacock! Because Mister Shadow taught me how to get this body!

Lovely to meat you! Heh… I mean meet…

I don’t do that anymore…

— 🦚

hello peacock! i am indeed a human :) lovely to meet you too! (and also ignoring the ominous typo haha)

[ruffledpeacockfeathers]

I don’t use human cells anymore, nor did I ever, I prefer birds personally, so I like this body! Squawk!

It’s a little hard to type with claws though…

[that-one-greenlander]

never thought I’d be talking with a peacock someday but i suppose crazier things have happened haha. incredibly impressed that you’re able to type and talk to me :)

[ruffledpeacockfeathers]

Oh, Mister Shadow gave me sapience as well as my body!

Taught me some of his magic too!

[xx-nanothevirus-xx]

Sooooo, wudya think about the bird flu? Squawk!

— 🦚

…I guess it’s fine? Not anything too major. Why do you ask?

[ruffledpeacockfeathers]

Reasons! Squawk!

I prefer being a peacock though.