#peak parenting

[beebox-illustrations]

I’m entering my Tolkien phase again.

Super sorry about being so absent the last months :(

[hydriadd]

I have been and always will be a believer that if a baby carrier mod exists, the QSMP should have it but strictly for the eggs and maybe pets

Like the kids don’t have the walk, the parents just carry them around, maybe out of danger

[clarkes-and-god]

"Mommy, am I going to go to Heaven when I die?"

"Gosh, can't you see I'm busy? Auntie Joanna's finally got pregnant, and I just want to send a nice message to my sister. I'm not God, I don't know if you'll go to Heaven when you die, but you need to listen to the Bible and be a good girl if you don't want to burn in Hell. Daddy's going to be home in an hour, go help Dassy get dinner ready so I can bathe the little ones."

"But what if you and Daddy and all my brothers and sisters are good and you go to Heaven with God but I'm bad and I go to Hell? Then I'll be all by myself forever and I'll miss you so much!"

"Stop being stupid, Bethesda. If you're all alone in Hell it's because you were bad and you deserved it, so be good and it won't happen. Now go be a good girl and help Dassy, I'm too pregnant to be dealing with silly questions."

[nayuu-starzz]

omg my mom saw a family that allowed their children to drink at the age of 14

so i went how about me

“you? anytime”

[st4rlum1n0us]

Random but shoutout to my sister for explaining periods to me when I was younger since my mom was too scared to and probably wasn't planning on it

[mollywog]

“I need to take a shower. Can you just stay in front of the TV please?”