"Bethesda announces upcoming remasters of Fallout 3 and New Vegas."
I guess we finally ran out of things to put Skyrim on.
Plus with the layoffs, there are like 18 people left down there, and one of them has to carry around the apple crate Todd Howard stands on if there are any photographers.
It's amazing how few people you need to upscale textures to 4K nowadays! Because people work so FAST! You just tell them what you want 8 to 15 times, BAM! Oblivion is remastered!
...I mean it looks like shit and loses all its charm and this utterly shits on the artists who made the orginal. But you gotta sell something 4th quarter of this year, and 18 people (17 people) can't make a new $300 million AAA! And we only do those! Because $1 million games don't make $1 billion!
...I mean sometimes they kind of do. But no Microsoft-owned studio is wasting time on a low-tier bet like that! Mostly because you need artistic flexibility and a creative vision to produce something like that, and Microsoft abandoned that around the time of Age of Empires II, I think.
And if you don't make a billion-dollar game...oh man! People get laid off!
...EVEN MORE people get laid off!
So my point is, don't expect anything from Bethesda besides reskins of 15 yr old games for the next...well. Until everyone gets laid off, I assume.
Can't wait for the 2040 15K remaster of Todd Howard's Starfield, for SpaceX's neural implant! It shocks you every 20 minutes unless you send Microsoft $20. Which by then will be $550. And you have to use BarronCoin, ever since Kalshi bought all the banks and won't trade in dollars.
Global investors turned on it after President Clavicular lost that war against Puerto Rico (yes he didn't know it was already a territory and when they told him he thought they were just fucking with him).