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Just made French Toast with Eggnog instead of Cream.

Holy shit.

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We've had a single 2025 in the multi-billion year history of the world, and now you expect me to believe we're having another one?

Nice try buddy, but do you have any idea how statistically unlikely that is?

I ain't buying it.

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Y'all ever read something so fast that a character's red flags blue-shift enough to appear green? Or did the devil make me a speedreader in exchange for my critical thinking skills?

Only god may know, but he won't return my calls.

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Post time! This ones basically just public journaling, so feel free to ignore it.

Have you ever heard the phrase "bored to tears"? I don't know that it's actually that common of an expression, but I've heard it a couple times- anyway.

I imagine it's an exaggerated phrase, like "bored to death" and whatnot, and not that whoever is saying it actually shed any tears. But the reason I bring this up is mostly so I can ask this:

Have you ever had a dream that was so boring you woke up? Cause I don't frequently get nightmares, but I do, on occasion, have a dream that's just *so boring* that I wake up, literally with tears in my eyes. Actually scared- not wanting to go back to sleep- out of fear or something that it might just continue the dream. Even if I'm exhausted.

Like, I'm in physical distress about how boring the dream was. And this has happened several times, and I don't even know why.

I know that value in being bored sometimes. I don't want to *never* be bored, because I find a lack of boredom in and of itself boring. I'm used to being bored.

So *why* when I have these boring dreams do I wake up in actual real physical distress? And I'm fully serious about this, when this happens it's barely a step away from an actual panic attack. And I have *No. Fucking. Clue. Why.* it is legitimately distressing.

Anyway, whatever the hell this is, I hope it never happens to any of you. I'm gonna try to go back to bed, I guess. Goodnight peoples.

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Can someone please give me a reason to take my clean clothes out of the laundry basket that isn't just "they'll get wrinkly otherwise?" I struggle with putting clothes away because it honestly seems kind of meaningless, and I have very limited energy for physical tasks.

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What's the satute of limitations on Elf Crimes?

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My math was quick, and my estimates messy,

But I have calculated that roughly 217,066,666.66661 family-size boxes worth of Kellogg's Cornflakes could fit inside the Super-Bowl Stadium. Or for simplicity;

Nearly Two-Hundred Eighteen Million Boxes of Cornflakes.

You know, just in case anyone was wondering.

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You take a personality quiz, but the results are just me telling which of your answers I thought were weird.