#pec pops

[tristanbuffhusky]

NEW TREND!! http://www.furaffinity.net/view/20104092/

If you have a muscle beefcake furry character with huge pecs, please come and work at my new restaurant Pec Pops! I’m hiring!!!

[juicemakesugar]

It’s Day Three  of #LexLugerWeek, the eighteenth installment of our (patent pending) Juice Make Sugar Wrestler of the Week series. Today, we’ll help you trudge through Hump Day with a GIF Parade.

So, given what we’ve said for the first two days of #LexLugerWeek, you may be wondering a two things:

1) Why did we pick him in the first place?

That one’s easy: we’ve decided to spend this month honoring Royal Rumble winners, while also rationing the limited supply of them. And, let’s be honest, not everyone we cover can be Shawn Michaels, William Regal or even Bully Ray.

2) Why did anyone ever think Lex Luger was going to be good?

Hmmm. Well, that’s a harder one.

It’s definitely not his promos

or his smoothness in the ring

or his “presence”

it’s not even the weird enthusiasm he shows for the Torture  Rack

It’s that he’s the best person in the history of wrestling at doing this:

Seriously, it’s the only thing he does that has ever looked any good

And even that varies based on how much of Bobby Heenan you have inside, er,  as a part of you

So remember kids: if you ever want to be a professional wrestler without ever really learning how to wrestle, work on your pecs!