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Google Win.
That moment when you Google image search "Chapter Three" and Google tries to finish your search with "in the book 'defensive magical theory' by wilbert slinkhard".
I'm glad that "Chapter three in the book 'defensive magical theory' by wilbert slinkhard" is a thing that is commonly searched. I'm proud right now to be a potterhead.
Google + Harry Potter FTW.
With Love,
Smithereens
All About Pedestallion!
It belongs on a pedestal, it deserves a medallion, and it's just about as awesome as petting a stallion....PEDESTALLION! For the things in life that are way too cool to be legit.
HELLO HIPPOS!!!
I've missed you! I'm sure you've missed me. All like, 5 people who follow us. Speaking of you followers, check out the post FOLLOWING this one! (See what I did there? See? SEE?!?!? Please laugh, so that I can stop crying in a cupboard under some stairs.) Anyway. (Un-tangent-ing. Taking Derivative.)
So I had a thought - remember those "Little Miss" shirts? Ya know, had those fat cute smiley faces on 'em? Little Miss Sunshine, Little Miss Trouble, Etc? If you have no idea what I'm speaking of, click here. Hopefully that worked.
SO BACK TO MY THOUGHT! You know what Little Miss shirt they never made?
......... "Little Miss.... SMARTESICH!!!!!!"
And now I'm done thinking for the day. phew. lotta work. jdlfkajlekgfjo.
With Love,
Smithereens
PS - This is what I call Mardesich when I'm bored, or she's being intelligent - the second doesn't happen often.
PPS - Yes I PedeStalLioned this. Hop off.
This is the most fantastic thing I've seen in a while. I literally LOLed for five minutes. The amazingness of this completely blew Dorkdom away to Weirdo Island, so it was required to be placed on the Pedestallion Level. :) So, yeah. I hope this picture pleases you as much as it just pleased me.
Love Always,
MARDESICH
Since I'm extremely not funny today...
...I thought I would post something more serious. I can't seem to even make MYSELF laugh. Which is saying something, trust me. But in all seriousness! I just held my SIXTH annual Lemonade Stand for Alex's Lemonade Stand Foundation - a foundation dedicated to fighting childhood cancer. To read about it, go here - http://www.alexslemonade.org/about
But anyway. Last year, I raised 700 dollars. This year, my goal was to make it to 800! I thought at the end of the day that we wouldn't have 800 dollars - and I was right.
We had.....
$1,141!!!!!
My friend Lissy's Aunt used to be a professional fundraiser. Earlier on in the day, she told me that if we reached our goal of 800, she would give a 100 dollar donation to us - and if we got to 1,000 she would give us 200 dollars!
Once we got our total, we called her - and you know what she said? Since we raised so much... she would give is FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS!!!!!!!!
That's right!
Our total is now 1824.65... and it's still going up! So here's to changing the world... One Cup At a Time!!!
With Love,
Smithereens
PeDeStAlLiOn #2!
This is the most awesome-ist dance scene ever. I love it. It's so cute. Except for the hardcore cock-block at the end. BUT OTHER THAN THAT, it's TOTALLY AWESOME! :D
Love Always,
MARDESICH
PeDeStAlLiOn! #1
Okay, so it's a friend of mine's birthday today. She walks into our AP World class with a balloon and a birthday bag on er arm and what does she pull out? That's right. A TACO BELL TACO. Winning.
Love Always,
MARDESICH
