#peenuts

[ittorule34]

dw i also ate permafrost

Beautiful women named “ancient bacteria and viruses” are messaging me

[bluemoon1510-blog]

[ittorule34]

Hello we are still waiting for itto rule 34 pls ☺️☺️

i already posted it :pleading: go scroll down a bit <3

[scaramouchesthighs]

pee is stored in the nuts

[sjwgrrrl13-blog]

terrible day

something really bad happened to me today, i just really need to share this with my tumblr family because its a story about someone who stands up for what they believe in (me). i was taking peenuts for a walk, hes my dog. hes a cheesecake bay retriever puppy and hes the love of my life even though hes a male dog, i love him despite those flaws.

so we were out walking and this woman comes up to me and she says “ohhh isnt she cute?? whats her name??”

i couldnt fuckin believe it. she just completely misgendered peenuts. at first i stood there just shaking, like my whole body was shaking, id never been so outrage. i looked at peenuts and he was just licking his balls but i KNEW that somewhere inside it had just completely fuckin FRACTURED his psyche!!

so i looked her square in the eyes and i was all like 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=38&v=8v_4O44sfjM

i sang the whole song and she was all like excuz me? and i was like no. NO!!!! what the FUCK gives u the right to cum up on me in my face and talk shit on MY dog like u fuckin know anything?? LIKE U FUCKIN KNOW ANYTHING!???? and she was all like “im so sorry i-” and i was just being really fierce and standing my ground like “U DONT FUCKIN KNOW WHAT SORRY IS U STUCK UP PISS WAD ROID ADDICT, LOOK AT UR ARMS!! LOOK AT UR FUCKIN ARMS THEYRE LIKE FUCKIN TREE TRUNKS, I COULD TIE A ROPE AROUND THEM AND FUCKIN HANG MYSELF THEY’RE SO THICK!!!! 

so she started fake crying and shit like this was all my fault! and she turned away to run and i was all like GET HER, PEENUTS!!! but he was still licking his balls so i knew i had no choice, i grabbed his leash with both my hands and i fuckin swang with all my might amd peenuts went flying through the air and hit that mysogrinistic bitch right in the side of her fuckin elephant head! and i was like, u wont be collecting any more hearts in ur fuckin jar u soulless bitch. 

so now because of her, my dog has a concussion and ive got to spend the whole fuckin evening at the vet. i know u guys would all be SO proud of me for educating that misgendering bitch tho. <3~ love u all so much my bbys.

[missfigolu]

Hier au cinéma nous avons vu @snoopy en vrai et sur la toile ! Un très bon moment, film d'animation tout mignon, fidèle au bd & bourré d'humour ;) Bref, je vous en parle bientot sur le blog👍 Sortie en salle le 23 décembre #cinema #surlatoile #snoopy #peenuts #filmdanimation #3d #schulz

[sjwgrrrl13-blog]

omg what a terribly day. i woke up 2day and everything was ttly fine. or like as fine as it can b considering how depressed ive been about the rapid increase in non consensual cybersex 

so i was just hanging around tumblr reading ficcie and then it hit me. like i just realized all of the suddenly... one day.. tumblr is gonna end.

fuck i cant even tell u, it was like someone punched me in my fuckin SOUL. like at first i started crying and i got up from my computer and i started like, staggering around my room, i didnt know what 2 do. i was picking up my limited edition sailor moon plushies and hugging them so tightly and just looking around and crying and then something just switched inside me. i started tearing down all my posters and knocking everything over and before i realized it, i was just fuckin screaming and screaming!! i was like “NO! IT CANT END, IT JUST CANT!!”

so i ran downstairs and i was like, feeling so faint, i was like holding on to the walls and just staggering around the house like screamin my fuckin lungs out and then i started like, throwing up EVERYWHERE, like i was just fuckin screamin and crying and just sick was flying all over the walls and then Peenuts, my puppy, he somehow sensed that i was upset and he came over 2 see what was wrong with this big like, puppy grin on his face full of love and i was like NO GET BACK but it was 2 late and i was fuckin sick all over him! all over his face and down his fuckin throat, it was all stuck in his fur and shit and he was like slipping all over the floor and squealing and shit and like i just wanted 2 help him but there was no time for that

so i found my way outside and i was screaming 4 help and i got about halfway across the lawn when i voided my bowls and passed out. i just dont know how ill get thru this. maybe some kind of anime club?

[sjwgrrrl13-blog]

Really sad week

peenuts has been acting really weird all week and i was so bummed out between him and the white washing of aaang in the 2010 movie ‘The Last Airbender’ where he played by Noah Ringer. its just been really sad cuz like, hes such a fuckin cockpopsicle, he didnt deserve that role, it shouldve gone to poc or at least azn. like how amazing would it be to have a black aaaang? and no noah ringer, ur not native american u can go fuck urself.

but anyway peenuts was acting so strange so i begged dad to take him 2 the vet and then we got the bad news. SHIT, im fuckin crying so much rite now i dunno if i can blog about this.

Peenuts has been diagonallyosed as terminally cishet.

my whole family is acting like nothings wrong and im just devastated, ill never fuckin get over this. its the WORST pain ive ever felt and ive been called a fat bitch like 5 times this year by James wentworth in my class. like, im a really good person so i promised to love peenuts no matter what but when u have bby u just want whats best for them u know? i dont want him 2 b boring and now hes never gonna be tumblr famous i just... i just fuckin cant rite now. just spread this like wildfire because i certainly cant. I CANT DO ANYTHING. IM FUCKIN USELESS. dont even THINK about following me and then messaging me about how im not useless and how amazing and pretty i am because i wont even believe u.