#pendra posts

[lacrimalis]

my dashboard: *ambient noises, the sound of a heartbeat, an eerie, echoing voice humming in progressively higher notes*

me: what the fuck

[lacrimalis]

why is my cat so extra???

like he’ll bring back one dead mouse and two live mice an evening if i let him stay out past sundown and it’s just like... ok we get it you’re an accomplished hunter and you’re providing for this family

but seriously andromeda im getting tired of herding field mice out of the house and getting bitten by them for trying to be a good Samaritan

and I See You chasing them into corners and shit so that you can hunt them down later at 2am when i’m trying to sleep

so andromeda maybe you will consider taking it down a notch

[lacrimalis]

me: about to take my laptop to the repair place tomorrow bc i got all worked up about cleaning the cat hair out of my it and now i cant replace the 'i', 'o', and 'p' keys and im getting impatient with these youtube videos on how that shit is done

[lacrimalis]

so who’s gonna be the first person to bite the bullet and make harry potter/now you see me: the second act crossover fanfiction

[lacrimalis]

ON THE ONE HAND multiple people have pointed out to me that “now you see me : the second act” missed a phenomenal opportunity when they decided not to name the sequel “now you don’t”

on the other hand i dont care and im going to see it right now see u nerds later!!!!! 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

[lacrimalis]

why isn’t the max level tidus medal wielding brotherhood... like, what a lost opportunity

[lacrimalis]

my cat needs to rescind his position in the midnight crew and start coming home to me before 3am

[lacrimalis]

supervisor: the boss wants to see you

me: HE SAW ME YESTERDAY