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[lacrimalis]

hi I'm skull and you cannot gender me in a way that matters ✌

personal/reblog blog is @lacrimalis

art and writing blog is @fruitytrollroll

vampyr side-blog is @vampyr-game

AO3 is lacrimalis

twitter is virotherapeutic 🔞

[clumsypuppy]

what rhe fuck

[clumsypuppy]

oh my bad. continue

[annabelle--cane]

in order to move the overton window to something more reasonable I am now going to run for office on the single issue platform of ushering in the one-day work week

[hylianane]

functionally suicidal character saying “I would die for you” to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me he’d sell hot dogs for me, I wouldn’t feel very moved now would I

[maseratus]

Now a functionally suicidal character saying “I will live for you”. Now that’s a dynamic I can sink my teeth into.

[mousidy]

now how about a functionally suicidal character saying "I will sell hot dogs for you"

[mousidy]

[bisthefairy]

Hotdog vender lays down their life to protect their suicidal partner, who then takes over the hotdog stand to carry on their memory...

[maightymai]

[strange-house-art]

[omegaversereloaded]

youll be able to find books and movies and music that change your life until the day you die. that's pretty good

[innerchildabortionclinic]

also I don't think parents "these days" are uniquely terrible, I just think neglect is showing up in new ways as technology progresses. today's ipad kid would've been wandering around in a ditch alone all day and night before. parents not wanting to have to deal with children is not a new phenomenon.

[sunderwight]

"That pairing would never be canon" and what of it? I'm only supposed to ship what the church tells me to or something?

[papayajuan2019]

i'm close ☹️

[papayajuan2019]

[thesecretuncle]

Im being edged at Aldi

[zazzedcoffee]

Who would win?

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Voting ended onFeb 5, 2023

[zazzedcoffee]

voter fraud, GO!

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[brokenpostarchive]

Notes:

Second poll will remain open until 50 years from publishing

Bot options share a UUID, making a vote for either count for both

Previously, a vote in the first poll counted for both options in the second

A vote for the second poll increases the vote count for both polls, despite the first ostensibly being closed

[muntiller2]

What the fuck does the back end of this website look like

[fuckblast]

Say you'll stay with me blogging until the horse poll closes

[dragon-hoard]

if you are going to need some kind of sedative for 4th of july fireworks for your pets NOW IS THE TIME TO SCHEDULE THOSE APPOINTMENTS TO ASK FOR THEM

NOT WHEN ITS 2 DAYS AWAY

[alex51324]

I feel like to really get this circulating as it should, we need it superimposed over the picture of the turkey going in the fridge. (I can't do it I'm on my phone.)

[amaditalks]

[figtreeandvine]

With the 250th anniversary it's likely to be especially bad this year!

[doodledrawsthings]

[f4therlesssss]

nvm i’ve said too much #unknowme

[bluehairedspidey]

[batbetbitbotbut]

problem: feeling listless

solution: make a list?

[lousysharkbutt]

tony name one time youve agreed on anything ever

[pauseradioedit]

Ain’t nobody Steve’s ‘friend’ like his pal his buddy his Bucky.

[vole-mon-amour]

SAY IT!!

[lacrimalis]

i guess in the comics steve and tony are on somewhat friendlier terms before civil war?? but in the films it feels like they were written to vaguely embody the mutual animosity that the civil war schism created. which means when it was time for civil war to actually happen they didn't even feel liked friends lmao

[1dewon3]