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hi I'm skull and you cannot gender me in a way that matters ✌

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segamascott

champagnemoon

(1983)

2016

2025

actually hate that the bodys response to anything is nausea. ate too much? nauseous. ate too little? nauseous. an imaginary threat got you scared? be nauseous. on your period? you guessed it. sawed into your hand and need to go to the emergency room? perhaps throwing up into your open wound will be of help

@moethh don't hide this in the tags

bitchesgetriches

Companies that rushed to replace human labor with AI are now shelling out to have IRL workers to fix the technology's screwups.

Delicious. We love to see it.

tobaeus

@ralfmaximus

ralfmaximus

Ultimately, she spent 20 hours redoing the copy from scratch — and with her $100-per-hour rate, that meant her client was shelling out $2,000 for copy that likely would have ended up being far cheaper had a human just written it in the first place.

I love stories like this.

tacofriend

Get peer reviewed!

lierdumoa

energyprison

yeah man open it up in tf2 for me

rocketbirdie

i could be your resting place; my life your afterlife

albva

um. i think that will make an even awkwarder silence

homophobla

I have such a good dash

anonymous-descriptions

[Image ID: Tumblr posts. isabelleCantRead: White people have their dad added on discord

kaylmao: would you rather have a truthBerry or a lieBerry

hometownRockStar: they/them pronouns is literally awesome

gumi-botpoidd: i think it's bad to shit yourself

pukicho: Top ten glands in your body to produce venom with /End ID]

sunnydayaoe

hatched all alone

lesseromens

transmission. long-abandoned places. derelict planet.

luetta

*pulls away from the kiss and looks away bashfully* i-i'm sorry but.. i don't like it when your giant blood spider watches us make out

luetta

her: don't worry it's chill he doesn't even care

blood spider, telepathically: you should touch her ears and lower back she's really sensitive there

luetta

keep going she's close

captainjonnitkessler

Sometimes I wish we would start calling out the performative radicalism on this site for the poser bullshit it is. "Remember, it's always morally correct to kill a cop!" "Don't forget to firebomb your local government office!" "Wow, it sure would be a shame if these instructions on how to make a molotov cocktail got spread around!"

Okay. But you're not killing cops or firebombing government offices. You are posting on a dying microblogging website to a carefully-curated echo chamber that has radicalized itself into thinking that taking the absolute most extreme position on any subject is praxis but that anyone discussing the most practical way to effect actual change is your sworn enemy. You do not have the street cred OR the activist cred to be talking about killing cops, babe.