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[lacrimalis]

hi I'm skull and you cannot gender me in a way that matters ✌

personal/reblog blog is @lacrimalis

art and writing blog is @fruitytrollroll

vampyr side-blog is @vampyr-game

AO3 is lacrimalis

twitter is virotherapeutic 🔞

[lacrimalis]

it's literally deltarune tomorrow

[anxietyproblem]

[gossip-girl-of-middleearth]

no no, I realise it, I’m just still driving despite the check engine light being on

[shinraalpha]

i do think lobbying for data centres over climate goals should be considered a crime against humanity btw

[nohoperadio]

You know that thing would eat you if you died, right? *pointing to the false image of you that others perceive*

[creativescollection]

From left to right: intrinity knot, cobra knot, scale knot, butterfly knot, and loose trinity knot.

(source)

[otakusapien]

#wear these to the mormon church as a near blasphemous flex

[coma-collection]

found this hidden gem on imdb

[ominous-signs]

Official ominous sign

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 4 Part 12

Howl Jenkins Pendragon (Howl’s Moving Castle)

Dr. Facilier (The Princess and the Frog)

Remaining time: 5 days 20 hours

[vixvigil]

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

[ciaran]

this is a miserable long shot but i remember reading poetry that was a kind of found record/diary/assemblage of many years of hearing voices/hallucinating. i remember being vividly interested in the structure and form, which was like a stream of consciousness that also used the whole page, and recorded thoughts, conversation, snippets of phone calls, sounds, and so on. a lot of illustrative use of punctuation. it was long, it was not a short collection of poetry, nor were they really individual poems. poetry isn't the right word. the artist was definitely mentally ill, maybe schizophrenic. it was a very yellow pdf and almost no one has heard of it. most probably a pre-2000s thing?

[hppjmxrgosg]

"going out to get milk" is a common turn of phrase used to describe a man abandoning his family.

the "milkman" is a common figure in stories depicting a woman's infidelity and adulterous affair.

this implies that the ability to provide milk would both decrease the likelihood of a man abandoning his wife and children, as it would eliminate the need for leaving to get milk AND would secure that man's marriage, as his wife would have no need to seek milk from an extraneous source.

therefore, all men should produce milk, through various means such as:

- being a cow

- being an almond

- being a woman

- being a coconut

- being in the omegaverse

- being an oat

(list is exemplary and not finite)

in this essay, i will redefine the nuclear family and explain the seductive and inflammatory nature of the 1993 "Got Milk?" commercials.

[thatlittleegyptologist]

It’s too hot to give a fuck that the prime minister resigned…again

[latis-ali]

This is almost better than finding out new info through the supernatural meme

[thatlittleegyptologist]

sorry about that 🫠

[catilinas]

i love shipping magazines and i especially love them when they sound like they were written by a mildly aggravated cargo ship

[sillysiluriforme]

This week im seeing colors on heat maps I’ve never even considered before

[sillysiluriforme]

Evil fuck you purple heat storm over France

[chartreuxcatz]

Shout out to Linda. The he/him asexual woman from my psychology quiz from a few years ago

[therapatical]

queer discourse final boss

[rainbowgaez]

let the bodies hit the floor is such a scary song. usually bodies hitting the floor isn’t a good thing but this guy wants it to happen anyway.

[rainbowgaez]

and yet he insists there’s nothing wrong with him. haunting

[burins]

thinking fondly of this meme I made for a coworker years and years ago