#pendra rotten

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a new bug im afraid. his name is Pendra and he enjoys communing with the insects and a little bit of blood magic. aspiring immortal? dabbles in necromancy? experienced graverobber?

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pendra is real now :) some recent rp panelsssssssbahahabb

(lidael belongs to @capnfrog19 !!)

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Pendra's real now so you can ask him things

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Will throw (nerf gun)darts while she's not looking to see if I can get one through the horn hoop

"I AM ALWAYS LOOKING. I KNOW EVERYTHING. COUNT YOUR DAYS. THROW NOTHING AT ME."

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Tell us honestly Pendra.. have you ever accidentally shredded something with your sharp horn? Do you have to sleep on your back because of it? Or could you wrap it in bubble wrap to make do in a pinch?

"Nope. Never done that. It's not that sharp on it's serrated side but you wouldn't know that unless you got up next to me and that will never happen. Pointy? Sure. Sure."

"I sleep just fine. On my back, on my stomach. If fucking anything, my looped horn gives me more of a fucking problem. My dipfuck neighbor thought it would be HILARIOUS to snap a padlock onto it once. It's fine. I poked him with needles about it."

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opinions on quadruple decker sandwiches and nu metal clowns pendra hehe

"A Quadrouple Double Sandwich sounds like an egregious amount of food. I think I'd be perfectly content with a regular-sized sandwich. Also I don't know what Nu Metal means."

"BUT I DON'T LIKE CLOWNS. Lol. They're fun to mess with online but I prefer to stay as far the fuck away from them as possible in a physical sense. Thanks."

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if I pull on the horn will they spin like a bayblade?

"AND IF I PULL ON YOUR BONES WILL YOU SPIN LIKE A BEYBLADE???"

"Don't touch me."

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pendra, how do you feel about chickens?

asking for a friend

"What kind of a question is that."