#penelopenis

[cinemapaladin]

Penelope: Don't be ridiculous child you don't have a girlfriend you don't deserved to be loved

Cheryl: You're right mother...

Toni: *cough* Ahem Bitch what am I? A roach?

[satansserpentgays]

In case you guys didnt notice, in the scene in 2x18 where Cheryl threatens her mother, she doesn't blink. Chills.

[luci-hemwin-evanson]

So... the actress who portrays nana rose blossom has an ig account and ... it’s the best thing ever

[softforgays]

Penelope: *breathes in the direction of Cheryl* Toni: *cracking her knuckles* I think the fuck not you trick ass bitch. 

[imbadatnamingthings]

AU where Toni didn’t get the message to meet at the Whyte Wyrm until ages

-”Cheryl? Sorry I’m late I overslept.”

-Hiram just looks at her like wtf who is this person

-Does she not understand we are trying to do some evil plotting here

-”Oh. Hi guys. What’s going on here? Fight club? I’m down.”

-”No we’re-”

-”Oh right, ‘don’t talk about fight club’. Sorry ‘bout that.”

-*sees Penelope*

-”Hi Penelopenis. Real quick,”

-launches into a long rant of why she’s a penis

-”SHE IS SENSATIONAL YOU TRASHY BITCH”

-Hiram just standing there

-No idea what’s going on

-Malachi just like “DAMN SLAY”

-Penny looks like she’s having the time of her life

-”You’re a bitch too, Penny.”