Nov 17, 2023
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Drunk Ramblings
Things my drunk self says to her friends over the phone. • I'm like paralyzed, but I'm not. I can't move. I fell out of the hot tub. • I like almost crawled into the river, but I was like "No, I shouldn't do that". • The room is spinning. I think I see the Wicked Witch of the West. • I need water, but my arms won't work. They're like worms, and they're my friends, but they're not. • My left arm, Winifred, just slapped me and flew away. • I just bit my lip, and I didn't feel it. One step closer to being a cannibal! Fuck yeah, Meghan! (Meghan is me) • If I had money, I'd buy a penis mug. I want to drink out of a penis.
In case your wondering about the weird posts that appeared on my feed for a bit... I found a post today about a mug that uses an anime boys erection as the handle. I wanted to show it to my friends and sister and now I can not for the love of anything find it. IF YOU FIND IT LINK ME PLEASE ITS FOR SCIENCE!