(pen-ler)
You seem very tired, can I help you? I can write something for you, put your signature on documents, or something else. I'm good at imitating someone else's handwriting.
Uh..
[Rec still feels like he’s having a fever dream as he answers this talking pen. He glances uneasily at the piles of documents scattered throughout his room.]
Maybe don’t write for me full-time, I wouldn’t want you overworking yourself.
[He laughs weakly at his own joke, then gets to thinking. He hasn’t needed his signature for anything recent besides Archive’s contract, and he’s a little worried it could get him and/or Pen-ler in trouble for forgery if either of them are caught..]
If I had to guess, there’s probably gonna be an influx of Once-lers between the holidays and the end of March. Maybe you could help me get started on their files if that’s the case? Just to be clear, you’re free to leave any time you want if the workload’s too much, I, uh.. I get that spikes in multiverse activity can be unpredictable.