#penny.rambles

[pennysrentfee]

𝐭𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭'𝐬 the type to get kinda annoyed if you squirm away from him mid-fuck btw. if you're trying to run away from his heavy thrusts, he will manhandle you into a position that won't allow it. and if he's eating you out, he will lock his arms around your thighs and you can not get out of it

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at some point during the war, you and 𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐫𝐬 had been convinced both of you were going to die. you had joked to him—it had just been gallows humor, really—about how the hero that an obsessive sorceress had started an entire war over, would ironically end up dying a virgin

you hadn’t thought he’d think much outside of it being a joke with how he had snorted, but he really thought about it the moments and days after

which is why you now had the hero of hyrule more or less asking if you wanted to take each others' virginity. yes, you were also a virgin, but when you had made that joke, 𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐫𝐬' virginity had been much funnier to talk about

so you guys did. and gods, you and 𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐫𝐬 both liked it a lot. the pleasure in and of itself was amazing. thinking of what other ways you two could pleasure each other was enticing. and the bliss afterwards you both felt? (feelings getting caught lwky) and the stress relief it provided? both of you could see this lasting for a while

a.k.a., the origin of how you and 𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐫𝐬 became fuck buddies during the war

[pennysrentfee]

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𐙚 𝐦𝐝𝐧𝐢 — 𝐭𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞𝐝 >:(

𝐜𝐰: fem!reader, bitches fuckin, oral (f + m receiving), praise, degradation

he hates being teased, specifically outside of the house

it's mainly because he has a hard time monitoring his reactions once you start getting him riled up. he can play nice and behave appropriately, but it's not too hard to miss the darkened look in his eyes, a wolfish gaze narrowed in on you, or the clench in his hand from fighting the urge to grab you

it's fun to play around with though. rowdy nights out in the tavern are the best time to strike, because not too many people around give a fuck about whatever's happening between you two, but there's enough people around that 𝐭𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 will get pissed off at you

you're acting funny, but he doesn't think too much of it because both of you are two drinks deep. touching his chest a little boldly, keeping his hand in yours, pecking his cheek often. they're all little things anyone could mistake as drunk affection

up until you disappear to the restroom for just a minute, returning with a mischievous smile that his him raising an eyebrow. you're leaning in, telling him you found a gift in there for him, and discreetly slipping something into his hand

it's been in 𝐭𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭'𝐬 hand for less than a second before he realizes what it is, tensing like he just heard someone unsheathe their sword. it's your underwear, a black lacy pair that he knows is new since he had torn the other one to shreds. his other hand flies out, quicker than lightning, to grab your wrist and hold you there. but you twirl away before he touches you, dancing towards the barmaid

his jaw is clenched so unbearably tight that he might just break his teeth. with how it's sitting in his fist, his fingers are pressing directly into a sopping wet patch right on the crotch. if the damn place didn't reek of sweat and alcohol, 𝐭𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 would probably be able to smell it without even raising it towards his face

you're looking at him from across the place now, smiling like a sly fox. and the only thing he does for now is just stare back at you, unblinking. the piece of lace is completely balled up now, and he shoves it deep into his pocket

this is the closest you'll get to 𝐭𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 fucking you like he hates you. he doesn't care about your pleasure, and he won't for a very long time. the gentleman who's usually hellbent on making you cum at least twice on his tongue before he even thinks of taking care of himself is gone

this is all about indulging himself now. 𝐭𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 is using your body and seeking out to only pleasure himself. he doesn't care whether you cum or not. if he feels like fucking you for an hour straight, he's going to do it. if he wants you to drench his tongue for an hour straight, he's going to make you do it. if he wants to use your mouth for an hour straight, then he's going to do it. or, well, unless you tap out. he'll respect that

he's talking nothing but pure filth. it's a combination of praise and degradation. "couldn't've waited just a lil longer f'me, could'ya? m'sweet girl had to go actin' like a slut round the whole town. `n look at where's that gotcha now. turned'ya into a real slut f'me. y'got anythin' to say? no? pretty lil head's all gone, now ain't it. s'fine darlin'. i'll bring'ya back to me later. jus' keep bein' good f'me now, yeah?"

you're going to lose your mind; it's inevitable. whether it's from overstimulation, getting fucked too dumb, or not cumming until the very end is a game of chance. but 𝐭𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 knows he fucks good, so there is a high chance you'll cum at least once while he's busy enjoying your sweet body. but if you don't, he'll make sure that you do at the end :) bringing you to a sweet, gentle climax if he's feeling calmer and satiated (if he's not, then uh, he'll still make you cum. but it won't be sweet nor gentle)

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[pennysrentfee]

i’m having thoughts, everyone. must share

modern AU where you’re the cute little nanny 𝐜𝐞𝐨!𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 hired to take care of his darling son, wind, while he’s working overtime. and neither of you are being very subtle around each other

your shorts are looking a little too short sometimes. he finds you and wind asleep on the couch, shirt riding up a little too high. gods, he swears that your sweats are hanging lower and lower on your hips each time you wear them.

every night when 𝐜𝐞𝐨!𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 comes home, he makes sure to take his suit jacket off and roll the sleeves of his button-up so he can show his forearms off (he’s caught you staring at them). some days he undos the top few buttons too, for an extra something. he has this way of maintaining eye contact that always makes you blush. and he’s never touched you in any way before (he’s very careful about being respectful), but when he’s handing you something or holding a door open or doing anything, he just has this way of making his presence linger that has your breath hitching and heart thrumming

𝐜𝐞𝐨!𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 pays you so much too. because he just can’t thank you enough for helping him out with how hectic his schedule can be. he treats you generously when he can, and you almost feel like a sugar baby. but you’re not sleeping with him. at least, not yet. the both of you are wondering if that will change

[pennysrentfee]

twilight and warriors. at the same time. wars is being mean again and twilight is just trying to make you feel as good as possible

that’s— that’s it. i’ll go now

[pennysrentfee]

Hiiiiiiii I just wanna say that I’ve been lurking on your blog reading your meandom Warriors fics and omg maam. Maam miss gurl. I can’t even describe how hot I am under the collar because of HOW GOOD THAT SHIT WAS. I love a good exhibition and some nastiness, you nailed that classic pornographic naughty tone while also piling plenty of sweetness on the side in just the perfect ratio. I also admit to loving the touches of discussion of boundaries and kinks, with plenty of enthusiastic consent slapped on. Idk why you’re apologizing for how long the fic is girl I ain’t NEVA complained about a long X Reader fic in my whole fuckin life. I think it’s a great thing to add to fics like these because it makes them seem more real and natural. Also also if you’re into dominance play/BDSM fics, you should check out @ tendertendrils on AO3 as they have this lovely full length collection of fics about Ravio and Link going from frenemies to a kinky married couple. Your way of writing reminds me of theirs :). I’m gonna now read your fic a second time and keep melting into my couch. No rushes or pressure bcuz you JUST popped out a hot buffet but I definitely definitely definitively am waiting in queue for the next part cuz I WANNA SEE THEM BITCHES FUCK. I WANNA SEE THEM BITCHES FUCK HARD. PLEASE WRITE NEXT ABOUT THEM BITCHES FUCKING HARD.

Also also also I did wanna ask, do you think you’ll ever write for Sky at some point? To be honest I’m pretty curious as for whether you’d think him as a dom or a sub since we’re already talking about kink. I’ve been thinking of starting out my own fics and I’ve been kind of bouncing him around and I personally feel he could be a little bit of both?? I feel like he’s the kind of person who would get introduced into kink by just accidentally winding up in a hardcore bdsm shop and he’d just look around and be like “good lawd what’s what’s all this then??” And then might browse purely out of curiosity. He’d most likely get icked out by all the hardcore stuff but I feel he’d probably try out a dom role and enjoy the control and being allowed to tease but he’d get tired of all the hardcore stuff work of being a dom lmao. Also he’d probably cry if you wanted him to say degrading stuff or slap you. I also feel like he’d be a pretty good sub bcuz he also seems like the type to just wanna be a pillow princess bcuz he’s lazy but also he’d like having his hair pulled/back scratched/sum bullshit. Idk lmao thoughts??

putting this @ the top, my sky smutty hc's + stuff are at the bottom. minors dni below the cut

HIII AGHHHH THANK YOU!!!!!!!! these responses mean the world to mean ♡＾▽＾♡

i loooove trying to be descriptive where i can, but like in a nice sleek way y'know. which is great for writing straight up porn LMFAO. and i NEED the cutesy fluff scenes in between. cause i'm sensitveeee, and i need reassurance and whatnot while in a scene (or at least i imagine i would if i ever got dicked down that hard)

THANK YOU FOR THE FIC REC!!! somebody asked me a while ago on here if i wrote for ravio/link and i said no simply cause idrk their dynamic that well. i've read a few fics now, but none with smut in it.

HAHAHAHA go enjoy your second serving on the couch girl (said in a gender neutral way) (cause idk ur pronouns). and bro i'm lowkey debating on how i want them to fuck. so many scene ideas 😖 but what needs to come next y'know?

SKY! X READER! SMUT!

i do plan on writing for sky!!! he is in my queue because there just isn't enough sky smut in this world. but i'm also unfortunately like really obsessed with the others atm? but i also unfortunately made a queue that i posted of things i need to write, so those come first

HAHAHHAHA I LOVE THAT IDEA!!!! i feel like he'd know of it's existence, but not really what it entails. before he enters the store, he's the guy who thought that spanking was spicy and tying you up was reallllly kinky. cue store entrance, and now good lord what is the meaning of all this?

(i'm stealing this stuff from my future hc's post abt the chain)

sky is a pretty soft/gentle guy. if i had to stick him in a box, i'm going to say that he's kind of a sub-leaning switch. but it honestly depends on how you are. sky is def the type of person to see what you're in the mood for and navigate from there.

if you're more dom-leaning, he's going to lean more towards sub and let you do what you want; will turn into the prettiest pillow princess for you. only doms on occasion because he does still enjoy that. you tied him up once and he thinks that's the hardest he ever came. hated that he couldn't touch you, but goddamn he loved the rest of it.

if you're more sub-leaning, then he will dom! but it will be pretty soft and not that intense. he likes to have fun with positions, putting you on top or bottom. but if you get tired of being on top, he'll fold like a lawn chair and do the work for you instead. doesn't want to tie you up unless you're asking him to do it. loves to feel you touch him.

he's not mean in bed. just can't do it. at all. accidentally slapped your ass in bed once and apologized for an hour. doesn't understand why you want him to call you a slut or whore because you're just not! and he doesn't treat you like one, so why :(

ok i saw this in a fic once, and i kinda really see it. the closest sky gets to bdsm, is him potentially having a masochistic side. he's like either going to be mildly into it or not at all. experiments with pain-play a little bit. doesn't want to be spanked black and blue, but maybe like a dark pink? would try flogging once just to see what it's like. either instantly 'nopes' out or really enjoys it. nothing that will cause cuts, break skin, or leave welts. mild bruising is the most he enjoys.

so, um, yeah. those are my thoughts on sky :D

[pennysrentfee]

𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 loves to mark up your thighs with bites and bruises and gets real smug when you complain about it the next day WHO SAID THAT

[pennysrentfee]

Ok but consider this— secretary AU (specifically Secretary 2002 if you haven’t watched it please I BEG you). It’s your first real job, and you’re just terrified of your boss but kinda in a good(????) way? Lawyer! Time who is so handsome but so severe and strict and hardly ever smiles making you shit your pants every time you make a mistake in the office only for him to inexplicably be soft towards you when he finds you crying in the break room, he comforts you by allowing you to vent your problems, gives you a tissue, makes you a cup of coffee with too much sugar. And after that, begins to sternly but more gently direct you through your tasks as though you were a flower being directed by something greater than you towards sunlight. And the pressure of it all becomes a little more bearable, holding onto that feeling that you’re being surrounded and held by him.

Until you get a little too comfortable and make a typing error on a letter to an important client.

(The movie is on tubi for free if you haven’t seen it, otherwise you can imagine how mad he gets. Mad enough to override the consequences of facing HR’s work regulations maybe hopefully?)

AYOOOO

i have not seen the movie, and was NOT expecting what came when i searched it up. was this where the whole secretary x ceo/boss trope originated???

𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐨𝐫𝐬 𝐝𝐧𝐢, 𝟏𝟖+ 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐮𝐭

the concept you sent is GREAT. he's the type to feel real guilty real quick once he sees the unintended consequences of his actions. definitely starts acting a bit nicer after that incident

but i will say, i definitely see basically all the Link's to be generally pretty respectful, and i also like to write things to be a bit more explicitly consensual than most authors i think (unless i'm writing darker themes + stuff)

that's all to say, lawyer!time is starting the beginnings of the HR nightmare looong before you make that typing error. whatever sort of relationship is happening will have been established already

AND ONCE THAT'S ESTABLISHED??

hahaha you're screwed. you're his now, in so many ways. the type to want and have your mind, body, and soul. you will become his in every sense of the word. i wasn't imagining this in my 𝐜𝐞𝐨!𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 rambles, but if we stick to the movie, you and 𝐥𝐚𝐰𝐲𝐞𝐫!𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 have a sorta sadomasochistic relationship

every mistake you make in the office is something he's mentally noting for later. punishments are things that have been talked about beforehand, because he knows you're sensitive and doesn't want to push you too far (basing the sensitive part on how the girl's said to be like that in the movie)

note: when we're talking about punishments here, we're talking like actual punishments. 𝐥𝐚𝐰𝐲𝐞𝐫!𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 is a firm believer that punishments are not something to be enjoyed. kinda defeats the whole purpose if you like it. not that he's gonna like torture you or some shit, but it's not something to look forward to

and rewards don't come often, an extreme rarity. but when they do, they're realllly good. 𝐥𝐚𝐰𝐲𝐞𝐫!𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 only has them for when you've done something exceptionally well or accomplished something big. it's usually something akin to letting you pick out exactly what happens that night, but never taking charge; that's his thing

you know? leaning into the whole sadomasochism thing, along with most of the BDSM things like bondage, pain play, impact play, degradation, etc., 𝐥𝐚𝐰𝐲𝐞𝐫!𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 seems like he'd be really into orgasm denial

i'm not talking "he edges you a million times, leaves you hanging at just the brink so you're thrashing and screaming, and he's holding you down and watching your body react in absolute glee" (he does do that. has definitely done that before. wants to do it again)

i'm thinking more like, "you're not going to cum. ever. or at least for a very long time." has kept you from cumming for months on end. every time you two have sex, he will edge you, or make your edge yourself, multiple times. he is actively making sure you don't cum. starts out in short increments like a week or two, then works up to months. he kinda fantasizes about doing it forever

and if you do? you're fucked. so fucked. beyond fucked. punishment of a lifetime. i'm not creative enough atm to give an idea, but just know it would be bad.

anywho, yeah. that's all i've got for now. feel free to add onto things. when i'm rambling, i tend to focus more on dynamics + relationships as opposed to smutty details. kinda have to remind myself to include that at times. lemme know ur thoughts hehehe