#penquinz0

[edibleflesh]

Yo guys it’s me Charlie

[moderator-monnie]

Cr1TiKal crowley au (quotes)

i am so sorry for these i am tired it’s 5am so i just made a weird au 

Crowley: Crunch time lunch time if i see that angel it's ass munching time. 

Crowley: You fucking ass spanking, fruit punch drinking, guitar playing, shit eating, piece of demon jizz. 

Crowley: The bible huh? this book is something i could write with a spoon and semen.

Crowley: My lips are more chapped then the butthole of saten all mighty. 

Crowley: Bitches, Gabriel and doors (in this case he’s calling Gabriel hoe)

Crowley: I am the fucking limbo champion.

Crowley: Don't mind the machete, I'm just here for the atmosphere and fun.

Crowley: We got it this time aziraphale, I don't want you to be afraid, I'm not afraid, I think we can still do this shit you fucking suck Gabriel.

Crowley: Just want to piss into a fountian of holy water and go to sleep.

Crowley when he first finds out they were raising the wrong kid all thoes years:  You've got to be slapping my asscheeks like a set of bongos.

[theloganbrand]

“Don't edge for like nine hours” -Cr1tikal, 2018.

[moderator-monnie]

ok weird au idea

i’ve only seen the first episode of good omens and i have the weirdst but best au idea ever 

everything is the same but crowley is replaced by Cr1TiKal/penquinz0 

please someone make this a thing that just seems like the most horrible and cursed idea ever 

crowley: whats up every one of you nuns nuns we about to yeet this baby to his new parents and cause the motherfucking end of the world but before the end of the world lets slap our nuts and dance all over the place now lets do this shit

crowley in his head “AHHH SHIT IT’S THE ANGEL I LOVE FUCK DON’T SAY ANYTHING EMBRESSING!”

crowley: hey angel nice nipplies mind if i slap them? 

crowly in his head: “well fuck me side ways with a spoon full of c##”

[theloganbrand]

Why am I sucking so much Penis? I have one mouth but I’m taking 50 dicks! - Cr1TiKaL , 2018 (Streaming Overwatch)

[theloganbrand]

“Now I’m captivated in your nutsack horror story” - Cr1TiKaL, 2018

[luna-drinker]

No freaking way

[sven-cat]

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