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my brain: k...but...what if we like....took a bite...out of...a..bath bomb......like..an..apple...????

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left ajar

yikes i wish i could reclaim a lot of pieces of myself i gave away to people who did not deserve them. but alas, this is part of my journey - and where the pieces are scattered, is where they must lie. years from now i will be uncovered by the archaeologists and they'll take note of all the places with traces of me. never have they seen a terricotta so pristineWOOWWW THID IS LAME AF

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my sister googled possum mating rituals and apparently they enjoy nesting in piles of sticks, aka the “firewood” pile my dad keeps in our backyard - and my mom was like “girls, so this is why it’s important not to hoard things in your backyard.”

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The Point - Eatmewhileimhot

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Water Melon by sum mormun gui

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When they won't stop talking to you by sum mormun gui

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anthropomorphic rollercoasters dressed like chinese new year parade dragons with choreography and fireworks and pinwheels. is there tension between roller coasters and trams? a star crossed lovers story between a rollercoaster and a tram, but is interrupted by an affair with a subway??? PLOT TWIST polyamorous anthropomorphic subway/rollercoaster/tram otp sister wives deal. can they stay on track? a trolley is the villain or wise owl type character like ron swanson. an alternate thomas the tank engine hipster underground universe and also lowkey porno storyline. storylime is sour + acidic. how do such mechanisms bang? what is the mating scheme for lesbian train tracks? i dont know. thats where im blanking out. but the street lamps down the way are swirly mints. it was really pretty to drive in that cute little downtown part of the town when it was dark and rainy and serene and maintained a pleasant hubbun and humming about through the night life.

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