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[minsung-archived]

🐰: would you still love me if i was a potato? 🐿️: yes

[angels-creative]

i absolutely love how Matt tells Karen and Foggy “if we’re gonna investigate union allied, we gotta do it the legal way,” and then, an hour later, breaks into a hospital room to interrogate a dying officer

[hyperfixiation-station]

I have a migraine and I think simon riley sitting on my face, not in a sexual way but in a 'i need three hundred pounds of pressure on my skull' kind of way, would make it go away.

[luchael]

[ennn]

"Imagine this though: It's Inside Out 3. There's a new emotion that shows up. That emotion has the same energy and look as Aubrey Plaza at a WNBA game."

Source: twodykesandamic

[whathorselegs]

If I had a nickel for every time a black haired, purple eyed anime boy wanted to start a war in the name of creating peace, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice.

[sad-girl-hours23]

[calyssmarviss]

find yourself a man that puts the bi in disaster. or be british and get yourself a cute dutch man. basically the same thing for a certain pair

i read this like three times and was nodding along before i realised there is in fact no bi in disaster sadge (in my heart there is tho, its dumb and cannot read)