#pepper text posts

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Oh okay here's a real fun story:

Apparently the state wants to put my father on Washington's Most Wanted list due to the amount of child support he still owes and has neglected to pay due to lying and laziness.

For some context, my mom started filing for child support 21 years ago and I think he hasn't even paid half of what he owes so far.

They sent my mom a thing to fill out about all this information on him (even though she has no way of knowing most of this), but luckily his Facebook page has pretty much no privacy settings at all on it, so that's a good place to start.

Okay maybe that also wasn't a fun story.

[pimientos-especiales]

Um okay maybe this is a funner story:

Whenever my neighbors close their car doors, it rattles my bedroom windows.

This house is shit.

I guess I should also mention that this includes the neighbors across the street, if that makes this more dramatic.

[pimientos-especiales]

I had this dream last night where you could go to this convention center or something where you could meet up with all your past lives, and my mom turned into a tiny Asian woman.

But wouldn't that be cool, though? If you could actually contact your past selves, try to learn from their mistakes and triumphs, or even just learn about history through their first-person POV, maybe even get explanations for how you are now - like if you have an irrational fear of stuffing, maybe one of your past lives was suffocated to death with a pillow or something.

You could just sit at a table, sipping tea with a 19th century Iranian farmgirl, King Louis X, a large crocodile, a 5 year old piano prodigy who was tragically murdered by a rival of his father's, and you would all just talk about how much you love the color blue, but not like a blue-blue, more like a turquoise-blue, except probably the crocodile wouldn't say much.

[pimientos-especiales]

I decided to actually tag everything I post and reblog this year just in case people who visit my blog care, and also so I can look through my past posts in an easier manner. I'm already regretting this decision. Tagging things is hard and boring and time-consuming.