#peracats

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When left to his own devices, these are the thirst traps we get from Krist:

I can't with him. But I will.

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SHARING YOUR LIFE WITH CATS: A DEMONSTRATION WITH KRIST PERAWAT

Act I

Act 2

Act 3

Full Demonstration:

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gym videos ❌ home workout ✅ with kitty kisses ✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅

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LOCAL MAN WITH CAT ALLERGY WAKES UP TO KITTY KISSES EVERY MORNING

The flex of this video.

So in 2020, Krist got Pluto because as a sphinx, he’s a hypoallergenic breed.

Then Kit got Muffin, a Scottish fold (allegedly because Singto likes chubby, confused-looking cats. And because fuck allergies).

Then came Khai Wan and Khao Dao.

Khai Dao is generally content to do her own thing, but Khai Wan is aggressively affectionate and can be summoned for cuddles by whistling.

Behold Khai Wan:

But of course, his favorite of the fuzzbuckets is the fuzzless bucket, Pluto, who sleeps beside him every night that he’s home. <3

Apparently how you beat a cat allergy is getting more cats.

This has been an educational post.

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Behold my favorite "the impulsive thoughts won" moment.

[Note: This man is highly allergic to cat fur and no one, not science nor god nor Krist himself knows why he has three cats with fur or how he's still alive.]

It's not just that he went in for a chomp and his allergic body reacted poorly to this choice, it's that he did it again twenty seconds later and had the same reaction.

This screenshot of the chat on this moment is pure chaos, beauty, and light.

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KRIST THE CAT WHISPERER (/WHISTLER?)

At some point, Krist figured out that he can actually summon all four members of his cat army by whistling for them.

Behold this video evidence from January 2024:

[vid source: igs @youjcu]

Pluto, Muffin, and Khaiwan all run to him. The only one who used to ignore him was Khaidao, but apparently she’s since given up and humors him.

Krist later uploaded a video of whistling for Khaiwan after he woke up, and Khaiwan goes above and beyond for cuddles.

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what in the unending fuck how long has he known he can pull this disney princess shit??????????

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Everything about this just makes me love Gawin more. He’s so gentle with Pluto. Like, he makes sure Krist has him securely in his arms before he lets go, he circles around to check on him, and then he gives his little boiled chicken head an affectionate little stroke I might have a stroke.