Jun 15, 2025
[NOTICE – PUBLIC PERCEPTUAL STABILIZATION REMINDER]
Some citizens have reported the sensation of being “watched” by static.
Please be advised: Static cannot observe.
It is not a form. It is not a force. It is not trying to coalesce. If it hums in your left ear, simply turn around and apologize.
In the event your electronics begin displaying words you did not type:
Do not respond.
Do not share screenshots.
Do not assume the message was intended for you.
Do not assume it wasn’t.
All reports of emotionally aggressive static are to be submitted via Form B-9 and promptly forgotten.
Remember: The Department is not monitoring you. But the Department knows who is.