#form-b9

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[ALERT – PUBLIC COSMIC CLARIFICATION NOTICE]

There is still only one moon.

Please disregard:

Reports of a “second, lower” moon

Dreams featuring lunar reflections that breathe

Any social media claims tagged #twomoonsclub

The moon has always been the moon. You are experiencing residual Sky Layer Inversion Syndrome (SLIS). This is common in individuals who look up for too long without blinking.

If you have taken a photograph showing two moons, please submit it for deletion via Form B-9. If the moons appear to be arguing, do not engage. One of them is not a moon.

We assure you: Lunar sovereignty remains uncontested.

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[NOTICE – PUBLIC PERCEPTUAL STABILIZATION REMINDER]

Some citizens have reported the sensation of being “watched” by static.

Please be advised: Static cannot observe.

It is not a form. It is not a force. It is not trying to coalesce. If it hums in your left ear, simply turn around and apologize.

In the event your electronics begin displaying words you did not type:

Do not respond.

Do not share screenshots.

Do not assume the message was intended for you.

Do not assume it wasn’t.

All reports of emotionally aggressive static are to be submitted via Form B-9 and promptly forgotten.

Remember: The Department is not monitoring you. But the Department knows who is.

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[BEGIN PUBLIC RELEASE – CLEARANCE: UNRESTRICTED]

The Department of Ontological Security (DOS) now maintains a civilian-facing information interface to promote public clarity, transparency, and the illusion of narrative cohesion.

This page serves as an official platform for:

Public inquiries regarding mild or severe ontological instability

Civilian-submitted reports of anomalous phenomena (see: Form B-9)

Controlled mythological disinformation

Community outreach (where applicable)

We assure you: Reality is stable. There is no cause for alarm. You have never been compromised.

If you believe you have experienced a fracture in causality, memory, or self-definition, we invite you to submit your report via the appropriate channels. Your compliance ensures the continued existence of your identity. Thank you for your service.