Things Demos and Percy have said/done that just make sense
(I apologize for once again yapping about a fic that hasn't been published)
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(FaceTiming the gang from Elysium)
Demos: ...yeah, so then Hyacinthus told everybody about the time when - HOLY SHIT PERCY WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Percy: *walking on the River Lethe like he's Jesus*
Demos: PERSEUS MERCURY ACHILLES JACKSON FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THE GODS THAT HAVE WANTED TO GET YOU IN BED GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM THERE!!!
Percy: *while being pulled back by Daphne and Adonis* There was MORE OF THEM?!
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Demos: Why the FUCK is there a naked Apollo on my Tumblr dash, it's EIGHT IN THE MORNING! (based on a true story)
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(watching a video about Hestia with everybody)
Lady in video: Hestia was wanted by both Poseidon and Apollo-
Percy: *sighs* *gets up* *leaves room* *has a mental breakdown* *comes back in* Continue...
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Demos: *wakes Percy up by standing on his bed in a disco suit while playing Stayin' Alive* (iykyk)
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Percy: *casually becomes besties with Hyacinthus and Daphne and scares Apollo shitless*
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Percy: *casually performs SIX with Clytie, Koronis, Hyacinthus, Daphne, and Adonis and once again scares Apollo shitless*
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(when Nico inevitably got kidnapped by the bitch-ass twin giants)
Percy and Will: *crying together in the Poseidon cabin*
Demos: *outside, screaming at the sky* APOLLO GET YOUR SUNSHINY ASS DOWN HERE YOUR SON-IN-LAW GOT KIDNAPPED AND YOUR CHILD NEEDS COMFORT!
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(talking about that one time when he and Apollo were trapped together on Delos for 30 years) (y'all will get some of the lore soon)
Demos: I think that's the longest he's ever gone without fucking someone.
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(before we end this I gotta give an honourable mention to this iconic Aristo moment)
Aristo, finding out about Apollo and Percy: *judo flips Apollo* *shoves a gun in his mouth* *curses him out in German*
She did this for a good four or five minutes before Demos and Leto successfully pulled him off.
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Might do a pt.2 at some point.















