#percspeak

[morguerard]

frank is going to feel deep regret that he pretended like he was going to kiss gerard at that show a couple months back but then laughed and flipped off the crowd Instead of just going for it and making gerard choke on his tongue 2007 prorev style. Because bert is legit going to jerk gerard off on stage at that cali show. He's going to hold his gerard gloved hand up to their mouth and tell them to spit and then jerk them off. on stage. And im not kidding

[morguerard]

basically the gist is that gerard is my most special alien creature who i purchase sketchbooks and crayons for weekly and make breakfast for as they sit on my counter and swing their legs ("no, gerard, you can't eat the crayons. even the red ones.")And frank is the dog who i keep in the kennel most of the time. alien gerard tries to stick their hand into franks cage but i yell at them. "Gerard you cant pet the doggy." Frank doesn't bite but he is a hades dog with three heads with a pink collar on each neck. he doesnt bark. only yips

[morguerard]

me at an art museum with gerard: yeah the art is pretty i guess....but the girl looking at it........shes much prettier

gerard, arms crossed while looking away from the metal statue covered in leather BDSM gear: sorry did you say something

[morguerard]

trying to call in sick and my boss isnt answering Bro wake up