Imagine pranking Percy Weasley with Howlers.
“Who on Earth is sending you a Howler, Percy?” Molly asked, seeing the name on the top of the envelope. Percy squinted at Pigwidgeon, wincing at what was going to happen. Ginny, who was just walking into the room picked up the letter to see who it was for, and it came to life in your hands.
“PERCY WEASLEY!” Your voice burst out, making the twins snicker behind their hands. Percy leaned his head back and groaned, while the rest of them tried to appear like they weren’t listening in. “HOW DARE YOU?”
“What do you think he did?” George whispered to Fred.
“Started talking about being a prefect and bored y/n to sleep I imagine,” Fred retorted.
“YOU SERIOUSLY SENT A LETTER TO THAT PREFECT TART PENELOPE CLEARWATER WISHING HER A HAPPY SUMMER? DISGRACEFUL! AFTER YOU TOLD ME THAT SHE’S NOT WORTH THE COST OF PARCHMENT? I CAN’T BELIEVE -” Your laugh started to come out of the Howler, making Mr. Weasley shake his head. “I’m just fooling around, I’ve never done a Howler before and you’re the first one I thought of once I got the paper from Flourish and Blotts. Hey twins, write me and tell me what his face looked like! Have a great day!”
The paper stuck it’s tongue out, then ate itself, and little pieces of scrap fell onto the floor near the window. The owl ruffled it’s feathers and looked displeased while the Weasleys came to terms with what just happened.
“I love y/n.” George laughed out loud, nearly falling off his chair.
“Yeah, too good for you Perce, how’d you land that?”
