#perditioninthegarden

[jatamansi-arc]

@illusionofwill:

michael just buries his face in lucifer’s shoulder and groans for a solid half hour

before just kind of

shut up salomka i swear to father i will smite you

“twoje ulubione wino, mischa?”

“what was the first elliptical galaxy to exist?”

“mischa. mischa. did you know titanium is the most amorous metal? ‘cause when it gets hot, it will combine with anything.”

“mischa, what was your favorite war in the history of men?”

“why are you being so grumpy with me, mischa?”

“lyosha, please hit your brother. defend your wife against a slanderous tongue.”

[jatamansi-arc]

Headcanon: the most frequent argument in the house these days, outside of whether or not Lucifer should take up ruling hell and just displace Crowley ("he has his uses", Lucifer will droll on, with a long roll of his eyes) is whether Singer will go to boarding school or not when he's older. Lucifer wants him to have the best education in the world, of which money is no object. Salome is turning into typical jewish mom and does not want her baby too far from home.

ACCURATE. So much accuracy it hurts me.

“My parents spent $8,000 a year to send me to a private institution and look at how I turned out. He can go to a small private school close by, like he should, and he’ll still get into Columbia just fine. But Harvard can be his safety school.”

[jatamansi-arc]

"You're home a bit late." the devil looked very amused as he peered over the top of the baby grand piano. "Everything go alright?"

“Do I go out so infrequently that it’s odd when I’m late?”

The purse on her shoulder slipping down her arm before she tosses it to the floor by the threshold. A couple steady breaths marking her movements before taking a seat next to her mate, head resting against his arm.

“I can’t seem to avoid our sort these days. Have you ever heard -- oh, what were they -- Balthazar? That was one of them. I remember because of the king with that name. But the other one... Mana?”

[jatamansi-arc]

my favorite thing about plucking things out of dean’s wardrobe and gifting them to my fiancee? that like 90% of what dean wears on the show are legitimately fire resistant which a+ my gf is a firefighter. dean fashion + fiancee’s safety = happy girlfriend.

nothing will beat the time i bought her the m65 jacket though and it arrived full of bloody handprints and the tidbit of knowledge that someone died wearing it. none of which were part of the description when i bought it, so i was like ‘i can’t give this to her, she’ll flip.’

then she found it when she next came up and wore it and refused to take it off and it became her favorite article of clothing and i was just like WELP OKAY NEVERMIND.

[divinethief]

perditioninthegarden replied to your photo:[Vampire Verse, darkly-stark ]

[YO Balth I have a vamp verse you could come play in it.]

[aaaaaaayyyyyy sign me the fuck uppp! lemme finish these aesthetic asks and we’ll figure something out-- do you have my skype?]

[jatamansi-arc]

"It is not in our nature to do so; indeed when Father left, it frightened many of those who were simply too accustomed to having their will dictated to them. Even a human child feels fear he will fall the first few times he is learning to ride a bike. A few skinned knees, however, and he learns to appreciate his newfound freedom." -perditioninthegarden

“I understand that, immensely. Before my memories were returned and I knew again that I wasn’t born an angel, I feared outcomes that did not mesh with what Heaven had dictated. Mischa had made sure of it: But it is liberation, to say the least, to know that failure is an acceptable course. And that the ability to say my peace and deviate is a wisdom in and of itself. I hope he can learn that too, Neshama. He will be better off for it.”

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"Fortunately Salome is exceedingly empathetic where the mistakes of our sort are concerned."-perditioninthegarden

“Mischa acts in accordance of how he feels Our Father would. But furthermore, his brain was all but scrambled from so many lackluster attempts to correct what he thought were logical lapses. I’m hoping this new start will help him learn that it is acceptable to think on his own, even if it is a day at a time.”

[jatamansi-arc]

positivity-> perditioninthegarden & illusionofwill

illusionofwill and perditioninthegarden / fathersgreatflood / msixtyfive / salineangel

Taylor is hella easy to write about. Mostly because I am convinced that she's really Michael's vessel and I can't even with that bit of knowledge. That also said, she's made it utterly impossible for me to refer to Michaels everywhere as anything but 'Mischa.' Even Dominion!Michael gets that title.

My dash felt so damn empty without Taylor on it for nearly my ENTIRE FUCKING VACATION to Dany's house. I'm glad that she's around for the last few days  so that Dany and I can heckle her accordingly like a double tag team event of angelic levels. Or something like that.

But basically, if you are mean to Taylor? I will rip your guts out and wear them as a hat on my head and weave a tale of how grisly and destined your death was because HOW DARE YOU.

As for Dany? Well, I could talk a lot about Dany. Will I? Time will tell because this is only the first goddamn sentence thus far.

I've been living with Dany and her daughter for the past two weeks and basically, as I've said before, it's like living with Dean. Just Dean as a lady. But in these two weeks, I've realized that if I don't get the job I'm putting in for next month? Felicia is gonna move her ass down her to live with Dany full time because she is such a fucking joy to live with.

Except for when she knees me in the butt when we're sleeping. Which she does a lot.

But when she gifts me paintings she'd normally charge $800 for? Or rubs my hand or hip when we're sleeping. Or we plan to eat macaroni and cheese with barbeque sauce because we're complete idiots? Sit around at 2am tracing her ancestry and reading about the battles they died in? These are the small moments I live for. Teaching me to paint or insisting I rest because I've over-exerting myself and she knows it? Dany's got my fucking back, man. And that's not even with roleplay.

As an author? Dany is phenomoneal. Hands down. I love writing with her muses. It breaks my heart that she's so underconfident in her abilities as a wordcrafter but also a character creator. She makes wonderful characters who speak and breathe like real people and I'm hoping one day that she'll see and understand how rare that is and how much potential that gifts her as a creator. And on top of that? This woman is a fucking beast of an artist. She never stops. Period. I fucking love her to pieces. She's the closest thing I've had to a soulmate in my entire life and like hell I'm giving that up.