I love Percy Weasley, I love him so fucking much oh my god-, AHEM, anyway-
Because I love Percy, I want to make everyone else love him, so he is Polyamorous. Poly Percy as I like to call him.
My ideal situation is that, fucking, everyone is inlove with Percy. Oliver, Marcus, Penny, Audrey, the list goes on but they are my main guys.
So they all love Percy, and cause they love Percy they are down to be in a relationship where they are all dating him and none of them are dating eachother. Except by the end of the first week or so they are all madly obsessed with eachother.
Falling inlove with Percy was a gradual thing, of course they always thought he was nice and stuff, but they didn’t fall in love til about a year on.
With eachother tho? It was like they were dunked headfirst into boiling water. Zero preparation.
Percy is just standing off to the side like that one pimp guy
every time i write (or think) about percy and audrey, their age gap slowly gets bigger.
like in floodlights iirc, they were relatively close in age with about 2-4 years between them.
then in when my heart stops beating, it jumped to about 8-10 years.
and now they're sitting comfortably with a 12 year age gap.
idk. percy likes older partners to me okay. in general, and because they're more likely to have a stable career and that's the most attractive quality a person can have to him alright.
but it's just that one post that's like "Manic Pixie Dream girls are just Trans women who have gone back in time to help their younger egg selves"
is this anything
i think it be really funny if it was one of those you think it's time travel but it was universe travel where Percy isn't even an egg in this world just for miscommunication potential but also T4T Perdrey with an Audrey that already knows and understands and is just kinda slowly nudging Percy in the right direction is also just really cute
“Oh, by the way,” he remarked as he tugged her hips to the very edge, “do take care not to mess up my hair, won’t you?”
What followed was nothing short of a precision attack.
Audrey could do nothing but grip the blanket beneath her for dear life, her eyes squeezed shut so that nothing else existed — only the sensation of Percy proving how he knew her so thoroughly he might as well have built her himself.
Ever wanted to mix fanfiction with statistical analysis? Of course not, but I did it anyway.
I recently found out that if you put "otp: true" into the "search within results" box on AO3, it returns only fics with one ship tagged.
I thought this could be fun to see which ships are included in fics, but usually aren't given the sole focus, and are likely just background material.
Here's every canon pairing from the Harry Potter franchise (fanon opens up a whole new can of worms) ranked from the ship with the highest percentage of tagged fics being "otp: true" fics, to the ship with the lowest.
#1 Grindlelore (Dumbledore/Grindlewald): 2138 "otp: true" fics out of 3248 total fics — 66.13% - the LEAST "background" canon ship. Fics with this ship tend to not be tagged with any others.
#2 Hagrid/Madame Maxime: 27 "otp: true"/53 total — 50.94%
