#perfectly normal things

[brasskingfisher]

Hold the fuck up.

It's me. I'm the fuck up. Please hold me....

[babybunnyv]

Nah it's perfectly normal being turned on by your own blood specially when it comes out of you as much as mine is

[the-floodwater-seeps]

current contents of my Awesome Jacket:

- matches

- two boxes of devil bangers (best name for them i have ever heard)

- lighter (does not work)

- fountain sparkler (used)

-fountain sparkler (unused)

- oh and like. wallet and keys or whatever but who caaaaaares

[redtalksaboutstuffandthings]

I very much do not regret whitelisting Tumblr for ads, because their attempts to figure out what I might click on have been about as amusing as the posts themselves.

"Hey! Would you like to buy some cheap products on Temu?"

"Would you like a personalized workout plan?"

"Would you like to know the location of all the 5G cell towers near you?"

"Would you like a personalized workout plan... in Polish?"

[tyrror]

Internet Tabs I currently have open on my mobile device...

About twelve fanfics One art blog Two not-so-art blogs Two pages on how to perform a marriage in the state of Colorado The hospital schedule A medical article on high blood pressure during pregnancy A list of books by one author so I can figure out WHICH FUCKING BOOK IS THE FIRST IN THE SERIES

[aggressivelybicaptainamerica]

I am really fucking horny but my vag hurts because my doc poked at it for a while today.

FML

[deadwatrd]

I just made myself some fried rice.

and you know what that makes me want?

that makes me want hibachi.

someone get hibachi with me