Aug 21, 2025
You’re a clod!
PERIDOT: nGh - takes one to know one!
PERIDOT: UGHhhhuH CLOD!!!
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You’re a clod!
PERIDOT: nGh - takes one to know one!
PERIDOT: UGHhhhuH CLOD!!!
Hey kiddo hope you're doing alright for yourself!
I am! Thanks for checking in Amari :D
1, 8, and 12 for the fanfic asks :)
1. favorite fic you wrote this year
Definitely Young, Dumb, and In Love… and Ex-Criminal, Mistletoe
8. shortest completed fic you wrote this year
oh,,, ffff, word count wise: Passing Blueprints Like Passing Notes
12. favorite character to write about this year
is characters optional?? bc i really love writing Jay and Cole. if not, then Cole ;)
Do you and Lapis do anything together?
PERIDOT: Log date; 8/20/3,
PERIDOT: The people on the internet really wanna hear about Lapis huh?
PERIDOT: Well! there’s no point me telling them about her when she lives here.
PERIDOT: Hang on, ahem-
PERIDOT: Lapis!!!
LAPIS: Yeah?!
PERIDOT: Come here!! People on the internet want to know if we make morps!!
LAPIS: Peridot! We don’t know who those people are! I told you to stay off that bird app!
PERIDOT: It’s not-! Just come and say hi!!! They keep asking about you!!!
LAPIS: That’s really weird!
PERIDOT: You’re really weird!
LAPIS: I don’t think it’s weird to not want to show strangers every detail of my life!
PERIDOT: I’m not showing every detail!
PERIDOT: They just wanna know what we do together!
LAPIS: Peridot that’s still really weird!
LAPIS: How do they even know who I am?!
LAPIS: You haven’t told them about me have you?!
PERIDOT: NO!! THEY JUST KNOW WHO YOU ARE!
LAPIS: That’s creepy! I’m not coming in!
PERIDOT: Fine! i’ll just come and get you-
PERIDOT: AGHHHH! OKAY OKAY I GET IT!
PERIDOT: STOPPPP IT!! LAPIS!! MY IMPORTANT DOCUMENTS MY TECH!!!!
LAPIS: Heh.
PERIDOT: She’s just shy
PERIDOT: Peridot out!
Peridot do you have money. How did you pay for your trinkets. And all your aliens. And rent.
PERIDOT: How do I afford trinkets and aliens and rent you ask?
PERIDOT: First of all, what’s a rent?
PERIDOT: Second! heheh…
PERIDOT: Clearly you have never heard of…
PERIDOT: THIS! HAHAHAHA!
PERIDOT: This magic card that I ‘acquired’ from our Greg makes people give me things for free!
PERIDOT: As they should!
PERIDOT: As I have said before, nothing on this planet would even be here if it wasn’t for me!
PERIDOT: The leader of the crystal gems!
PERIDOT: You should really go out and find your own Greg and take it from his- I mean- ask for one!
PERIDOT: Peridot out!
wow, that is a number of cans of Monster Energy Drink on your desk. are these for... decorative purposes? or have you been consuming them like humans do?
PERIDOT: Log date; 8/12/3.
PERIDOT: Wow thanks for both of the asks!
PERIDOT: Thanks to me saving the world and all that jazz, I get to enjoy many many hobbies and activities. Such as, ahem;
PERIDOT: Gardening, teaching at Little Homeschool, spending time alone at home reading Fan Fictions, rewatching Camp Pining Hearts with Lapis, drawing, uhhh writing, making Meep Morps with Lapis and what i’ve been told is ‘doom scrolling’.
PERIDOT: But I try to spend a lot of my time keeping up with alllll the many mannnny friends I have now.
PERIDOT: For example; Amethyst!
PERIDOT: She’s been trying to get me to eat things like she does for a while now.
PERIDOT: She’ll get some meal she really likes and every time it’s, ‘This is the one P-dawg! This one’s the best!’
PERIDOT: I keep telling her every single food can’t be ‘the best’ objectively but I digress,
PERIDOT: As you all know I like to stay well informed on things and I REFUSE not experience as much as I can.
PERIDOT: So i’ve been, tRyInG things yes.
PERIDOT: I quite like the taste of these Monster drinks. I’m not sure if this is what an earth monster tastes like. I’ve never bitten one.
PERIDOT: The bubbles are probably the best part.
PERIDOT: There’s only one problem…
PERIDOT: I haven’t quite figured out the ‘swallowing’ part…
PERIDOT: heh
PERIDOT: Peridot out!
Why be mad at PercyxPaulette shippers when it's literally the main ship AND IT'S CANON! like at this point don't even interact with the show 🙄 sorry but PercyxPierre is not canon and the shows writers hinted that it never will be, I don't understand people sometimes 🙄🙄
(OP THIS IS A JOKE THIS IS A /J)
PERIDOT: Oh. I see what this is.
PERIDOT: You’re rage baiting me.
PERIDOT: hah! I’m not going to fall for that.
PERIDOT: You think this is the first time someone has said Percy and Pierre, The obvious better couple, is the weaker of the pairings?
PERIDOT: Like?! Are we even watching the same show?
The first two seasons are so SLOW because they’re trying force connection between two characters that clearly do not compliment each others strengths at all!
PERIDOT: Not to mention when Pierre’s character is FINALLY introduced it’s like Percy’s character is completed! He’s finally able to go through an important character arch due to his connection and bond with Pierre!
PERIDOT: Not to mention Paulette’s character is so bland!
PERIDOT: It’s not her fault she was written by people whose soul idea for the perfect female character is that human women get flustered and bashful around cute human men! and that’s it!!
PERIDOT: You cannot possibly say the moments between her and Percy are more emotionally charged than the ones between Percy and Pierre!
PERIDOT: Because her character is never done justice!
PERIDOT: Maybe all she needs is some imperfections, A STORYLINE and a girlfriend!!!
PERIDOT: I have done my research! I have ran many projects on stage, in one of my best friend’s minds (DONT ASK) and on paper comparing characters in DEEP analysis.
PERIDOT: I have come to the conclusion that enjoying media purely based on canon is BORING!
PERIDOT: I have read many a Fan Fiction that has been life changing compared to the BEACH SEASON!!
PERIDOT: LIKE WHO WROTE THAT!
PERIDOT: YOU CAN TAKE MY ARTWORK, SCRIPTS AND ESSAYS FROM MY COLD DEAD SHARDS! BECAUSE I PROMISE YOU ANYTNING IN HERE IS FAR FAR BETTER THAN ANYTHING WRITTEN BY ANYONE WHO WROTE THE SPIN OFFS AND THE CLODDING BEACH SEASON AND SO ON!
IF YOU EVEN WATCHED THIS SHOW AT ALL YOU HAVE TO AGREE! I DONT UNDERSTAND HOW PEOPLE CAN SEE THE LOGIC IN PREFERING MEDIOCRE MATERIAL THAT YOU CAN EASILY MAKE BETTER AND MORE ENJOYABLE IN YOUR MIND!!
PERIDOT: YKNOW WHAT?! I DONT EVEN CARE IF YOU DONT LIKE-
PERIDOT: …
PERIDOT: See what you’ve done? You’ve upset Lapis.
PERIDOT: … ‘Wow’ Thanks for asking
PERIDOT: Peridot out.
hey peridot! great to see your room in little homeworld! it looks great! but i can’t help but be curious and im sorry if this is a little deep but, do you ever miss the barn?
PERIDOT: Log da-
PERIDOT: …
PERIDOT: …!
PERIDOT: No.
PERIDOT: Peridot Out…