Do you and Lapis do anything together?
PERIDOT: Log date; 8/20/3,
PERIDOT: The people on the internet really wanna hear about Lapis huh?
PERIDOT: Well! there’s no point me telling them about her when she lives here.
PERIDOT: Hang on, ahem-
PERIDOT: Lapis!!!
LAPIS: Yeah?!
PERIDOT: Come here!! People on the internet want to know if we make morps!!
LAPIS: Peridot! We don’t know who those people are! I told you to stay off that bird app!
PERIDOT: It’s not-! Just come and say hi!!! They keep asking about you!!!
LAPIS: That’s really weird!
PERIDOT: You’re really weird!
LAPIS: I don’t think it’s weird to not want to show strangers every detail of my life!
PERIDOT: I’m not showing every detail!
PERIDOT: They just wanna know what we do together!
LAPIS: Peridot that’s still really weird!
LAPIS: How do they even know who I am?!
LAPIS: You haven’t told them about me have you?!
PERIDOT: NO!! THEY JUST KNOW WHO YOU ARE!
LAPIS: That’s creepy! I’m not coming in!
PERIDOT: Fine! i’ll just come and get you-
PERIDOT: AGHHHH! OKAY OKAY I GET IT!
PERIDOT: STOPPPP IT!! LAPIS!! MY IMPORTANT DOCUMENTS MY TECH!!!!
LAPIS: Heh.
PERIDOT: She’s just shy
PERIDOT: Peridot out!
