Time To Bitch/Rant About My Period
Sorry this isn't a preference, but I think most girls on Tumblr will understand.
Reasons Why Periods FUCKING SUCK
1. You: I think I'll wear these nice panties!
Uterus: Ha ha okay I'll just FUCKING BLEED IN THEM SO YOU HAVE TO WASH THEM AND THEN THE STAIN WILL NEVER COME OUT HA HA!!!!
2. Me: Fuck I just dropped my pencil
Period: Ha ha let's cry about it!!!
3. Me: Oh I shouldn't eat this I have soccer tryouts soon
Period: NO EAT ALL OF IT EAT FUCKING ALL OF IT
4. Me: Oh yes my favorite pants are clean!
Period: Oh well I'm just going to BLEED IN THEM SO FUCK YOU
5. Me: * walking down the hall to change pad/tampon*
Period: FUCK YOU TOO LATE HA HA!
6. Having to keep your legs closed
7. waddling around
8. FUCKING SIBLINGS THAT DONT HAVE PERIODS YOU LUCKY BASTARDS
9. Opening pads in public
10. Me: Oh ha ha that was really funny!
Period: NO IT WASNT IT WAS SAD CRY CRY CRY CRY
11. Me: Going out to dinner tonight
Period: Nope! I'm going to make you feel SO FUCKING BAD THAT YOU'LL STAY HOME HaHAHAa
12. Brother: Do you want to play AC3?
Me: NO FUCK YOU NO I HATE YOU GET OUT YOU DICKHEAD
Wow. Okay. Well, I regret nothing.