#perma dm

[burntbagelvibes]

My sneaky little gentleman

[alien-pixels]

The first and last time I played as a PC instead of a DM, the DM baited my money hungry bard into a trap with a diamond encrusted pan flute on a pedestal because I rolled a nat 1 on perception. Of course I fully knew that it was a trap, and everyone else knew it was a trap- but I was fully committed to proper role play and I snatched that bitch right up. And you know what? I died on the spot. But I don’t care because when the dice say you die, you die. It’s what I would have wanted them to do for me.