Ok So

Take a journey into my mind as I spurt out random things my brain produces using the excess energy I get from eating croutons

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What

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Groupchat conversation

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A conversation between me and my partner

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The merging of eras.

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Me, every single morning: “Man, I really have to pee- I better get up”

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The way I’ve never in my life used a spoon to eat a fruit cup is very sexy of me

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Stranger: Where did you come from?

Me: Well, it’s funny actually- my family comes from all over Asia, primarily Vietnam and Laos, but I was born in Boston, spent some time in California and ended up in Minnesota.

Stranger: No, I mean like how did you get into my house

Me: Ohh, your kitchen window was unlocked, you should really check that before you go to bed at night- there are some weird people in this neighborhood

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In this house we don’t have “traumatic experiences” we have Bruh moments

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The first and last time I played as a PC instead of a DM, the DM baited my money hungry bard into a trap with a diamond encrusted pan flute on a pedestal because I rolled a nat 1 on perception. Of course I fully knew that it was a trap, and everyone else knew it was a trap- but I was fully committed to proper role play and I snatched that bitch right up. And you know what? I died on the spot. But I don’t care because when the dice say you die, you die. It’s what I would have wanted them to do for me.

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Someone: I trust you, so I’m going to tell you a secret

Me: Nope. Don’t do that. Terrible idea. Im glad you trust me but there are little secret spies hiding in my brain and your secrets mean nothing to them.

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Every time I think I’ve made a genuinely kind male friend they pull some dumb ass shit- like why the FUCK are they all like this

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I hate having male friends because they’re like “now that we are close, I will be openly sexist”

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Guess what guys?! It happened again!

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I know I complain about it a lot, but I honestly can’t even imagine how boring life would be if I wasn’t constantly being followed around by ghosts and shit

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Me, DMing a new campaign: if you don’t play smart you will die

Narrator voice: This was, in fact, a lie.

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I hate having male friends because they’re like “now that we are close, I will be openly sexist”

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[cafeteriaoats]

@alien-pixels this is something u would say

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And Shrek makes me horny

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I’m the worst lmao