#permaburger

[permajigglybelly]

Permajigglybelly Stimboard ♡

[feralsmelly]

imactually fruekaing out om=h ym gofdo dude d ude i litereally iijust askednmymom to buy mye 3 burgers and sheliterally fucking said Noiililtelralyl said playease tooandaliek 3 ifsnt even athatmabny beugers either thatstalike a onomralamoutnt ot ask for im fraekingout shesdlitearllybeing so ableist tomerecaenty i cant stoppd crying icdame out to her asd permaburrger and permsafat a couple daysi agoi andbs shde keeps makfsing commnets on howskintny i sam and shdes notleting mr easat brugers and fries and pixzza imdfrakeign out oui hatest his fuckingd houdse toso much

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I'm actually freaking out, oh my God dude. Dude I literally just asked my Mom to buy me 3 burgers and she literally fucking said No. I literally said please too, and like 3 isn't even that many burgers either, that's like a normal amount to ask for. I'm freaking out. She's literally being so ableist to me recently, I can't stop crying. I came out to her as permaburger and transfat a couple days ago and she keeps making comments on how skinny I am and she's not letting me eat burgers and fries and pizza. I'm freaking out, I hate this fucking house so much.

[permajigglybelly]

permafries - a permaid where you believe you should permanetly be eating fries! 🥔🍟

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[permajigglybelly]

permajigglybelly - a permaid relating to having a jiggly belly ^.^

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[permajigglybelly]

permaburger - a permaid for anyone who feels like they should be permanently eating a burger (っ ᐛ )っ🍔🍟

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[feralsmelly]

Hi guys. Serious post today. My good friend (and possible gay lover) Hamburg (more commonly known as permajigglybelly) has unfortunately been in a horrific car accident, resulting in 37 deaths and 78 injured. Fortunately, Hamburg was one of the 78 injured but burger is currently in the hospital fighting for its life. Can we please pray for my good friend (and possible gay lover) in hopes that burger can make a quick recovery? If we could, i think it would also be generous to send it many pictures of burgers we've eaten as since burger is in the hospital with horrific injuries, it is unable to eat and fuck burgers. Thanks everyone ❤️

[permajigglybelly]

Hi guys, its Hamburg. Thanks to my best friend (and possible gay lover) @feralsmelly i was able to get a penis transplant and Lovely Seal allowed me to come out of dormancy. I cant wait to get back to eating burgers and jiggling my belly with you guys! ☺️🍔

[feralsmelly]

srry my mom grounded me for trying to poison her coffee w/ 37 ibuprofen after she denied me 3 burgers