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Hail the Mistress of Chaos that is my wife. This morning I watched this woman rush around to get ready. From naked to fully clothed, this is how she dressed:
Socks
Jewelry
Underwear
Jeans
Shoes
Bra
Shirt
Between steps five and six, she drank breakfast and put make up on.
My wife is entropy personified.
Permanent roommate is accusing me of pulling a bait and switch. Apparently I lured them in with Guards!Guards! only to turn around and break their heart with Men at Arms. Also...like all of us, it took them way too long to realize what the gonne was.
Following a visit from my father, I've been binge watching old western shows. The last couple of days it's been Have Gun Will Travel. Permanent Roommate has decided they have a crush on Paladin. Though really...can you blame them?
Watching Castlevania with the Permanent Roommate...
PR: Hey babe? If you were a mythical, quasi-demonic being and some religious knobs burned me at the stake...would you go on a fiery, bloody quest for vengeance?
Me: *best partner ever* I'd go on a fiery, bloody quest for vengeance if someone scuffed your shoes, Kitten.
10 Likes, 0 Comments - Sadie Hope (@literaryillusions) on Instagram: “Book mail from my Permanent Roommate!! I had mentioned that I was bummed I didn’t have my copies…”
Get you a loved one that will pat your head and call you "best burrito" while you're wrapped up in your blankets having an anxiety attack.
Sumeet Vyas reveals his super cute love story with wifey Ekta Kau
Therapist at our first session following my new PTSD diagnosis: So, what's something you want to work on while we're together.
Me pretending I didn't just drink four 20oz coffees on the way in: I dunno, I think maybe finding a way to get to sleep naturally without playing audiobooks or taking sleeping pills.
T: How do you think this negatively impacts your life?
Me:...Well...I can hear my partner snoring in your lobby from here so...
