#permastoned

[permaclumsy]

My mom just told me her first email address when she was around 14 years old was freaking [email protected]. I love my mom, and I love hearing that little bit of information so much XD

[angusdagoat]

do you have any tips for transhigh/permastoned?? i am an alter who identifies as permastoned and im sad that i can't be high forever hhhhh..

PermaStoned Tips!:

Drink Monster Energy if you have ADHD or a low caffeine tolerance! It can simulate being intoxicated and "mellowed out" if you have around 2 - 4 cans.

Try embodying how you'd act when stoned. Wobble around a bit, stare off in the distance, maybe cough a bit more than you'd usually do from the smoke!

Don't sleep as much or oversleep! This can cause a delirious mental state that resembles being high/stoned! It can cause wobbliness, loss of direction, slurred speech, and more!

Use Subliminals/Binaural Beats to induce a trance-like state. This can cause drowsiness that simulates being stoned!

Or, if ya can, just smoke every time ya start coming down from a high if you have any w33d!

[kittycouch]

BINGOOOO!

[vio1entpornography]

I can make you worse

[perfectxnonsense]

💋🤘🏼

[bethebologna]

Chillin before I apply to a zillion more internships. Feel free to delete my caption.

[permaclumsy]

My boyfriend said, "I see you didn't pack the bowl while I was gone." and my response was, "Sorry I didn't do it because I'm stupid and stinky," and he said, "No, just stinky." XD

[permaclumsy]

Do NOT smoke any weed you don't get from a trusted person who grows or a dispensary. I just tested positive for fent, and it was after smoking gas station weed, which I was only just informed has been being laced, and they don't know because it doesn't go through the same process of testing that the dispensary does. Please stay safe. I wasn't able to get my prescribed medications because they conflict with the fent that is now apparently in my system.