a few perold and victor things for interested parties (aka Maybe One Person):
harold and victor frequently say “full homo” 2 each other, despite the fact that it is, very much, no homo
ive decided peter plays one of the standing fiddles? cant decide which one tho. either fish or hello
no its not either fish or hello bc i only know those 2 kinds! therse also fuck uhhhhhhhh big
harold and peter love puns. victor Does Not (he loves them, but he hates them)
harold: *finger guns* youre the hot to my mess
peter: *snorting with laughter, shoving his face in his hands* im deeply in love with you, marry me
victor: *looks into the camera like hes on the office* does that even technically count as a pun
every time victor plays the elements song harold gets about half a word into a comment about tongue dexterity and oral before he is forcibly tackled
victor’s superpower is that he can repeat the verbalisms of any vine perfectly after about 10 repeats
“ive had enough of your titbiscut bullshit mother nature the first day of spring was a week ago keep this frozen-ass diarrhea-cipitation to yourself you fucking cunt”
“what the fuck richard”
“road work ahead?” *harold and peter chimes in* “uh, YEAH, i sure HOPE it does!”
at least twice a week harold will get peter in a headlock and write “soft” on his cheek with washable crayola marker while peter pretends to struggle and then leaves it there for 2 days
at any given moment you can find peter either being soft, being gooey mushy in love with harold, or with his nose buried in a book about mushrooms
peter is the Good Mental Health Squad Member
victor can flawlessly imitate the “cool” archetype from every teen movie ever, blowing the pants off anyone who doesnt know him with his coolness, and harold gives him so much shit every time he does and calls him a nerd like 20 times, ruining everything
“actually i think you will find that it is you who is the nerd actually”
they r all nerds is the true truth