#perryramble

[joebidensgaybushome]

went into the comments because i was gonna be like well. i hear you but what about certain spaces just for x people who want to relate to each other. nowt wrong with that and trans women should have those too.

sigh.

[joebidensgaybushome]

hello everyone!!

i've updated my commissions info, which is why i've made a new post rather than just reblogging the old one. thank you to everyone who commissioned me before!! the last few months have been better but i did have some unexpected expenses this month so i'm putting myself out there again.

i can do art and writing!!! if interested, read on.

art

i would say that prices will generally depend on what you want and how much time it'll take. while i usually spend my time doing little doodles like this-

(me lol)

this is more of an example of what i can do when i invest a shit load of time into it.

helnwein with elephants. i know right. how incredibly niche. i promise there's context.

top one i would say took me about half an hour, bottom one i would say 25-30 hours. i feel like ~£15 per hour of my time is a realistic estimate.

writing

i do that too. head over to my ao3 to get a feel for what my writing is like. for this, i would say £15 per 1000 words is fair, because it takes me about an hour to write that much.

(i may also post examples of prior commissions here if i get the ok from my sponsors - watch this space!)

fandoms

at the moment i'm Very into of the devil and expedition 33 so that's always a good shout. historically i've been into fandoms such as sonic the hedgehog (and i know you guys are expansive (pun not intended) and generous, lol) jak and daxter, the adventure zone, red vs blue, steven universe, fire emblem 3h, who/lock (not super, sadly) a bunch of old timey furry cartoons.... if i've ever reblogged fandom memes on here and indicated that i go there, then i'll be happy to write or draw something for you.

if it's a fandom i'm unfamiliar with, i may add additional charges for however long it'll take me to familiarise myself with it enough to make whatever you want me to make.

i am happy to write something non fandom related but again you might have to give me a heads up on who these guys are and what they do lol.

boundaries

if you want me to write about: real people, shitting in any capacity, gore, incest, intense underage* or noncon - that would incur an additional surcharge for the sake of my mental health. there may be things i haven't thought of that this applies to. if so, i'll tell you while we're negotiating.

* i will define that if you message me about it.

i will not write knife play or anything to do with knives or stabbing people. i can't. sorry.

i will not write body horror at all. if you want to amalgamate your faves please ask somebody else.

as of today i am also not going to write the wizards. fuck that old lady. i cannot peacefully live in my country anymore.

(so if you have lots of money and you want to give a tranny a good day i am also here for that.)

if you say hey write this i have a right to say no. please don't be a sweary simon at me about it. this hasn't happened yet but i feel like i should specify it anyway.

that's literally about it.

still interested?

let's get chatting!! send me an ask or a dm ouob

[joebidensgaybushome]

hello everyone!! i'm now taking commissions, as december/january was a very expensive time and it's having a knock on effect on my finances. (also i have a tooth that's misbehaving. oh boy) my life would be immeasurably better if i had an extra ~£300 right now, so i figure i would lend my skillz to the gorgeous people of the internet. i can do art and writing!!! if interested, read on.

art

i would say that prices will generally depend on what you want and how much time it'll take. while i usually spend my time doing little doodles like this-

(me lol)

this is more of an example of what i can do when i invest a shit load of time into it.

helnwein with elephants. i know right. how incredibly niche.

top one i would say took me about half an hour, bottom one i would say 25-30 hours. i feel like ~£10 per hour of my time is a realistic estimate.

writing

i do that too. head over to my ao3 to get a feel for what my writing is like. for this, i would say £10 per 1000 words is fair, because it takes me about an hour to write that much.

fandoms

i'm pretty into sonic the hedgehog at the moment, and i know you guys are expansive (pun not intended) and generous, lol. historically i've also been into other fandoms such as the adventure zone, red vs blue, steven universe, fire emblem 3h, who/lock (not super, sadly) a bunch of old timey furry cartoons.... if i've ever reblogged fandom memes on here and indicated that i go there, then i'll be happy to write or draw something for you.

if it's a fandom i'm unfamiliar with, i may add additional charges for however long it'll take me to familiarise myself with it enough to make whatever you want me to make.

boundaries

if you want me to write about: certain wizards, real people, shitting in any capacity, gore, incest, or noncon - that would incur an additional surcharge for the sake of my mental health. there may be things i haven't thought of that this applies to. if so, i'll tell you while we're negotiating.

i will not write body horror at all. if you want to amalgamate your faves please ask somebody else.

that's literally about it.

still interested?

let's get chatting!! send me an ask or a dm ouob

[joebidensgaybushome]

what are your thoughts on shrimp

pretty fuckin rad

[joebidensgaybushome]

My Wheels Were Snatched (And I Need Them Back), organized by Boxy Johnson

Hi there! Most people on the internet probably know me as Boxy. (No, not … Boxy Johnson needs your support for My Wheels Were Snatched (And

hi everyone! a break from the silliness for a moment. my mobility scooter was stolen on wednesday despite my best efforts, and i am taking donation-based commissions for a new one. it would mean the world to me if you guys could donate, reblog, or share this around your group chats. i super appreciate the support <3

[joebidensgaybushome]

@ fictionkin

hi

so i'm doing a paper for university on kin stuff, essentially. it's all about simulation of the self and whatnot. so it would really help me if you guys could reblog this post and tag your kintypes! or just anon them to me. either is good.

you will not be identified. i'm just trying to gauge which fictives are most popular.

[joebidensgaybushome]

That johann post is old as balls but it’s been having a surge in popularity and i’ve never been happier. Johann my beloved

YOU'RE RIGHT AND YOU SHOULD SAY IT and i'm glad you did. i fucking love johann and i will never stop. (rip your notifications tho buddy)

[joebidensgaybushome]

'tres leches' is a type of cake

oh thank u lol.