#perrysodes

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Not sure who this “Loki” guy is that everyone’s talking about, but whoever he is, Perry could definitely beat him in a fight.

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Someone told me I look like the younger, more rugged version of this fella. I completely agree.

(It was an anon, but I’m 88% sure it was Carl.)

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I heard somewhere that you’re supposed to give your employees brea-breaks..? (Carl, did I say that right?)

Is that true?

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does/did carl go to ~the academy~? did monty? if no, will you make either of them go?

I would never force Carl or Monty to go to ~𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓐𝓬𝓪𝓭𝓮𝓶𝔂~ for a few reasons.

While many assume Carl wouldn’t be able to handle it, I think he’d be fine there. (Don’t tell a SOUL about this, this doesn’t leave this blog. He can’t know I believe in him.)

Likewise, some of my academy friends bullies say I should send Monty to shape him “into the man you could never become, Francis” but based on how I raised him, I don’t think he’d get along there.

Alas, I don’t have the heart to send either of them; as much as Carl annoys me, I need him around.

However, I did take them both on a tour of

~𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓐𝓬𝓪𝓭𝓮𝓶𝔂~ (at separate times, of course, because I don’t trust myself to not belittle my intern in front of my son.)

𝙳𝚊𝚍𝚍𝚢, 𝙸 𝚍𝚘𝚗’𝚝 ʷᵃⁿᵗ 𝚝𝚘 𝚐𝚘 𝚝𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚎 ~𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝔸𝕔𝕒𝕕𝕖𝕞𝕪~

𝐈’𝗺 𝐧𝗼𝐭 𝐲𝗼𝐮𝐫 𝐟𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐢𝐭’𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐝𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐝

..𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒂𝒄𝒂𝒅𝒆𝒎𝒚....